Categories
Weird

Why does this amuse me?

I received a misdirected piece of e-mail today which, for some unknown reason, I find tremendously funny.



From: xxxxxxxxxxxxxx
Sent: 13 December 2006 00:30
To: Reeves Little
Subject: Re: Alex Smith


WHAT WILL YOUR TEST CONSIST OF? I ALREADY HAVE HIM STUDYING FOR THEM.

DO YOU HAVE ANY PROJECTS THAT YOU COULD USE BROKEN JEWELRY. I BOUGHT SOME JEWELRY THAT WAS MESSED UP AND FIXED WHAT I COULD OUT OF IT, AND I HAVE A LOT OF MISFIT JEWERLY AND BROKEN JEWELRY THAT COULD BE USED FOR SOMETHING.
LET ME KNOW
xxxxxxxxx

>
> From: xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx
> Date: 2006/12/12 Tue AM 09:26:14 EST
> To: xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx
> Subject: Alex xxxxx
>
> Mrs. xxxxxxxx,
> Alex’s behavior has improved. Just a reminder, MId-term exams are next week.
>
> xxxxxxxx
> Art teacher
>


I suppose part of it is I’m imagining little Alex at home studying hard for finger painting and smashing his mother’s jewelry.

Categories
Photography

Photo tip: get a good, compact flashlight

I’m betting that you, like me, have been to plenty of cool places where your eyes could adjust to a dark space but getting a picture in the poorly-lit space was nigh-on-impossible.  A flash in many cases will create a harsh effect and (if you shouldn’t be taking pictures) may draw unwanted attention (shhh!).  If, however, you carry one of the new, powerful flashlights you can get some great shots.

When Paula and I were in Salzburg we visited the catacombs at St. Peter’s and came across this wonderful altar in a cave that dates back to medieval times.  The room was quite dark with a bit of lighting behind the items of interest.  Fortunately we now carry a great flashlight given to us by Phillip, Paula was able to light the center of the altar while I snapped a couple pictures.

altar

The flashlight was also helpful for examining the faded paintings on the walls (and before you get on us about deteriorating the paintings… Paula has a masters in archival studies, we were sure to not do any damage. :)).  While traveling we’ve used the handy light to look into shadowy nooks, light up hidden signs and generally find our way in the dark.  At first Paula made fun of me for my geeky obsession with carrying the new toy, but she soon came to appreciate the added light-on-demand.


There are a whole mess of HI (high intensity) flashlights out there, but I’m quite smitten with the unit Phillip gave us, the SureFire G2.  It’s carry-on friendly (no complaints from security yet) and despite being very small and light it packs quite a punch – the thing puts out so much power that you can burn yourself if you leave it on too long!

Categories
Music

Rodrigo y Gabriela

I’m stuck listening to Metal all day today, and it’s the fault of a pair of Mexican guitarists.


Rodrigo y Gabriela


Tuesday night Paula and I went to see Rodrigo y Gabriela in downtown Dublin.  This couple got their “start” several years back here in Dublin are are currently in the middle of a world tour. 


I put “start” in quotes because this acoustic guitar playing duo were in a metal band before moving to Dublin and redefining themselves with an infectious mix of Spanish guitar, flamenco, jazz and heavy metal.  The duo’s show draws you in as they chat with the crowd, jam together and string together an almost random combination of original pieces and cover songs.  The best way to understand their music and personalities is to go see a show (and you really should). For folks state-side set your TiVos to record Letterman on the 18th, they’re definitely worth sitting through some stupid people tricks to see.  They’ll also be in Seattle on the 15th at Chop Suey.  Check out their site for Philadelphia, Denver and Chicago dates too.  As a poor substitute, here’s a melange of clips I recorded at their show.





A nice bonus was the opening act, Foy Vance.  Foy, with floppy hair, stellar guitar chops and wonderful voice, was a complete surprise.  Imagine if James Taylor and Mary Chapin Carpenter’s love child had been raised in Belfast by George Harrison.  Okay, perhaps that’s  a little hard to imagine, just go check out his music on his MySpace site, it’s worth the trip.

Categories
Life

Economist: Ireland is the best place to live in the world

Lighthouse at Hoth

The Economist’s review of the world for 2005 has Ireland ranked as the best place to live in the world based on quality of life indicators.  The US failed to break the top ten but wasn’t far off at 13 in the survey of 111 countries.

You know the reason, right?

Guinness Brewery Entrance

Via BBC: http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/europe/4020523.stm (thanks for the pointer Laurence!)


Update: A link to the full report thanks to Casper: http://www.economist.com/media/pdf/QUALITY_OF_LIFE.pdf

Categories
Travel

Tough decision

Here’s the thing… travel to Europe from Dublin can be crazy-cheap.

Last Monday (November 20th) Paula turned in her final project for her masters degree and a celebration was in order.  Knowing the event was coming we started preparing well in advance.  We figured the frugal thing to do would be to drive somewhere and haven’t been to western Ireland yet so Paula started looking into places to stay.  We assumed it wouldn’t be too expensive, November is windy, wet and cold in Ireland isn’t high season for travel.  The hotels were, however, pricey.

Out of curiosity we decided to price a flight to somewhere warmer.  Cha-ching!  Airfare to Rome: 100 Euros… round trip… for both of us… including luggage.  A full tank of gas costs us 55 Euros, the hotel was less and (here’s the kicker) the weather in Rome is hovering around 70 degrees Fahrenheit versus around 50 degrees in Ireland.

Can you say “no brainer”?  I knew you could.

Paula and Reeves in Rome

Categories
Photoshop

Quickie cartoon me

For a while now I’ve been wanting a caricature of myself.  Several friends have cool buddy icons for messenger or as a tile on their blog.  Two things stopped me though: 1. my artistic talent is mediocre at best and 2. I’m too cheap to hire someone to make one for me.

So, what’s a cheap hack to do?  Why, come up with a quickie technique to make my own picture, of course.

0. Basic training

Before we get started, here are a few tips and notes:

  • I use Photoshop – it’s what I have, it’s what I know.  If you’re a photographer or an artist and looking for a great program, I highly recommend it. Many other paint, however, will work just great for this.
  • Make lots of layers – anytime you think you’re doing something new, make a new layer, you’ll thank me later.  Besides… CTRL-e (CMD-e on Mac) will merge a layer down so there’s no downside.
  • If you don’t like the results, try a different picture.  You’ll be surprised at how quick this can be and trying again is no trouble at all.
  • Small is good – starting with a little picture (I used one which is 150px by 150px) means less detail to distract you.  A cartoon version of you shouldn’t have much detail, Snoopy didn’t have whiskers, did he?
  • I figure you know how to use your paint program, so I skip a lot of detail.  If you have questions, ask, I probably need to clarify these steps.

1. Pick a pic

First, I selected a picture of myself I like.

Reeves and Paula in Goshen

I recommend using a brightly lit picture, I’ve re-tried this technique on a few different pictures and found dark images are hard to work with.

2. Double your fun

The next step will take all the color out of the picture, and you’ll want that color, so make a new layer.

Layer -> Duplicate Layer

As you go along and create new layers I highly recommend naming them. Later, when you want to edit a specific layer, it will be easier.

3. Xerox it

After drawing my first cartoon me on paper I figured out where the hard lines for my face were… but there’s a shortcut.  Use the Photoshop “photocopy” filter, it’s under sketch.

Photocopy

For this picture I simply set the detail all the way down (1) and the darkness all the way up (50).  You should play with it on your picture to get some good lines.

4. Trace elements

The photocopy filter has now given you a set of lines to trace.  It has probably given you too many, in fact, so don’t get greedy.  Try to draw the minimum number of lines.

Make a new layer (don’t duplicate this time, make a clean, new layer).  I named this layer “face”.

Grab the brush tool and set the color to black and set the size.  You’ll want to get a size which feels kinda cartoony, you can play with it to see what you like.  Go thinner for less drama, go thicker for a more Scanner Darkly look.  As a starting point, go with about 2% of your image size (my picture was 150×150, I used a brush size of 3px).

5. The straight and narrow

The trick to make this fast and easy (and make it look kinda cool) is to not draw freehand.  Pick a place to start (the jaw, under the ear, is a good one) and put a dot.  Next, pick a place along the jaw, hold down the shift key, and click again.  Photoshop will draw a line between the dots.

Photocopy

Continue along the outside of your face, a couple clicks on the jaw, one on the chin, back up the jaw, around the ear and follow your hairline around.  Once you’ve done the full face shape, add the hair using the same technique.

6. Eyes and ears and mouth and nose

Once you’ve finished the shape of the head, move to the eyes.  You should be able to get the shape with 3 to 4 clicks.  Start at one corner then click a couple more times to get the other corner. Draw a small box for each pupil. For my eyes I didn’t need to draw the bottom, just the top.

If you’re smiling in the picture you’ll likely have some smile lines, add those in. 

Eyes and nose

A few quick lines under the nose is all that’s needed to highlight the bottom and then one line for the side of your nose.

7. Color by numbers

Hide the photocopy layer so you can see your original picture under your lines.  Create a new layer above the photocopy layer but under your drawing.  Triple your brush size (9px in my case) to give more coverage and sample the color from some place on your face using the eyedropper.

Color away!

Eyes and nose

Now you need to add a little depth.  Create a new layer on top of the coloring you just did.  You’ll need a darker tone of flesh than you used before, so click the color palate (if you drop the “B” in the HSB section by about 10, you should be golden).

On a new layer use the shift-click technique again to trace the outer edges of your face, along your smile lines, under your nose, along one side of your nose and over your eye lids.

Eyes and nose

Sample your hair color and fill it in (I used the magic wand to speed up this step).  Adding a second hair color will also help (hide your hair color, create a new layer and sample some highlights to paint in with a medium-sized brush… say 5px).

Eyes and nose

8. Mad props

If you have a hat you always wear or (like me) you wear glasses, add those in now.  For glasses I recommend a thin brush to draw the frames (on a new layer, of course) and then draw the shape of the lenses in a neutral gray (on yet another layer).  Put the lens layer behind your face layer so the eyes appear to be showing through the lenses.

Eyes and nose

9. That’s all folks!

Now all that remains is to be sure your original picture and photocopy layers are turned off and save your new cartoon you.

Eyes and nose

Categories
TV

Reeves is just catching up with the rest of the world

Paula already knew it.  Trina already knew it.  Aw heck, it seems most everyone else already knows… Buffy The Vampire Slayer is hilarious.

buffy.jpg

When I was back in Seattle last month I picked up seasons two through seven for Paula… and ended up watching most of the episodes with her.  I’d never really seen more than a few episodes here and there, Paula, however, had watched most of them and was hooked.

If you haven’t seen them you should.  Go sign up for NetFlix (no, I don’t get a kickback for pushing them) and load up your queue.  If you’re feeling like it you might as well throw in the movie that started it all.

Why, you ask? Because it has great lines like this:

“Martha Stewart isn’t a demon. She’s a witch. […] Nobody could do that much decoupage without calling on the powers of darkness.”

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Movies Video Games

HD TV and Movies on demand? Thank you Xbox 360… almost

Mike aggregated some wonderful news about a new feature coming to Xbox 360 on November 22nd: video on demand. HD content will be available for free and for pay to download direct to your hard drive-equipped Xbox 360.

My first thought? SWEET! Living in Ireland has a lot of upside but the downside is no NetFlix and no TiVo. This service is the answer to a huge need.

Xbox 360 Projector

Your 360 is now a great way to watch movies!

Well… it would be the answer to my need if it weren’t for the fact that the service will be for US Xboxes only. I suppose it comes as no surprise given that international copyright law is a deep murky pool… filled with hungry sharks… and with little floaty things edged with razor blades… and all the ladders out are greased… and electrified.

At any rate, Xbox owners back in America: congratulations… [scowl grumble grumble]

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Cars

The Emperor’s new wheels

AutoBlog posted some pictures of the latest in bling: invisible bling.  Say you have a little extra cheddar, aiight? To boost your steelo and pimp out your hoopty, jack some of these tight rims… they’re da bomb.


See-through rims: image (c) AutoBlog


For the 911 and more pix bounce over to AutoBlog.

Categories
Photography

What makes an interesting self portrait?

As I was browsing my friend network via my space… yes, I may yet breathe some life back into it… but I digress… I came across this self portrait in Tim’s space:


 timSelfPortrait.jpg


The picture itself wasn’t that striking to me until I read “self-portrait” in the post title.  This got me thinking… what makes an interesting self portrait?


True to my inner geek… admittedly I don’t keep it that deeply hidden, get within 3 feet of me and you’re likely collide, rather suddenly and sharply, with my “inner” geek carelessly strewn about… but once again I digress… true to geeky form I went to the web for answers.  I didn’t go looking for a treatise on the self-portrait, I wasn’t wanting for someone to spell it out for me,  I wanted to look at self portraits to try and understand what grabbed me.


Any image search will return thousands of self portraits… lots of paintings & drawings… fewer photographs.  The photos are, however, what I was looking for and find interesting.  Sure, there are a ton of pictures people took of themselves by holding the camera at arm’s length (and I love ’em, lord knows Paula and I have taken enough of those) but there are occasionally the pictures where you feel the picture contains a bit of “self”.  Self portraits which demonstrate the unique style of the artist (such as paintings by Van Gogh or photos by Warhol) are wonderful  but not quite what I was trying to find.  I was trying to find photos where it looked like the photographer was trying to tell the audience something more than “this is what I look like”.  Paintings, drawings and other “hand-made” likenesses allow the artist to dispense with some real world constraints and give a little glimpse into their inner-self, I want to do something like that with a camera.


I’m always telling myself I’ll start taking more pictures. I’ve been carrying my camera around on a daily basis, trying to keep an eye out for something interesting.  To and from work every day with my camera by my side… and yet… I have taken almost no pictures.  Tim’s picture got me thinking… I’m looking for subject matter… here’s some subject matter I’m carrying with me every day.


A picture taken of me, by me, will, by the very fact I took it, have some of my “self” imbued – it’s unavoidable.  Ask ten people to each take a picture of the same thing and you’ll get ten pictures.  Each picture will be affected by anything from the artist’s personality, sense of composition to things as simple as the height of the photographer (granted only five photos may be truly unique in an artistic sense, but you get my point).  I am going to try to unchain the creativity even more by allowing myself the unfettered use of Photoshop for this project as well.  It will still be a picture… and it will still be of me… but I’m hoping by adding a little “hand-made” to the photography I’ll be able to get closer to the “self” of self portrait than simply snapping a candid of Reeves.


I encourage the viewers at home to play along, I know Tami will be up for it.  I’m sure after I get through the first 4 ideas I have I’ll hit a wall and will need inspiration so I definitely encourage you to send me links to your work… oh, wait,  one exception: Steve, please refrain, I’m still going to therapy to recover from the last self portrait I received from you [shudder]… I’m going to try for a weekly (weakly?) self-portrait and hope my reliability for this project is better than it was for my picture a day for a year attempt which lasted all of 2 months. 


So…  Once more unto the breach, dear friends, once more…