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Idle

Finally, some real jeans

I can still remember getting new jeans when I was a little kid. Toughskins. They were constructed from some sort of advanced ballistic denim that would, until washed, stand on their own. Over time they would soften, but they took all the abuse a 5 year-old could muster (including my rigorous tire swing test).

These days people are impatient. Jeans come pre-washed, pre-shrunk and pre-distressed. Bring a fresh pair of jeans home from the store today and they already look like they’ve been worn and loved for several years… but you’re lucky if you can get them to last several months.Toughskins were a blend of cotton, polyester and a grade of nylon used primarily in duffle bags. While I do long for their durability, I’m pretty sure I wouldn’t want to wear them today.

Thankfully, Levi’s is paying attention and agrees you shouldn’t have to throw out your jeans faster than you can change the size of your waist.  Levi’s Hesher jeans don’t have belt sander-induced faux wear marks or accelerated pseudo-fading via advanced chemical acid/stone washes and aren’t softened by beating them with baby seals. They are just an honest, solid pair of blue jeans.

No, I’m not going all teenage girl on you. I’m not going to start posting YouTube reviews of the latest thing I brought home from the mall. For me clothing is a necessary tool. I don’t enjoy clothes shopping. I REALY don’t enjoy spending money on clothes. This is, however, one of the rare times I’ve actually been pleased at having purchased textiles.

Never fear, I reserve the remainder of my purchasing excitement for anything labeled “quad-core” or measured in “giga”.

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Idle

Everything is better with bacon (yes, cupcakes too)

It seems that this year I’m becoming increasingly obsessed with bacon. When Dick comes to town we inevitably go to Lot no. 3 for a Plate ‘O Bacon. If Paula and I hit up Sunday Happy hour at John Howie it’s hard to resist the tempura bacon.

Now, as it happens, I’m also obsessed with cupcakes (and apparently not obsessed with eating healthy). You can imagine how pleased I was to head over to New York Cupcakes on Saturday morning to pick up a pair of Papa B’s Maple Bacon "breakfast" cupcakes.

"What, pray tell,"  you ask "is a Papa B’s?"

This a a baked cinnamon/vanilla French Toast cupcake topped with Vermont maple whipped buttercream and topped with candied baked bacon.

Don’t even bother asking if it’s delicious, I won’t answer. Mamma taught me not to obsess with my mouth full.

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Tech

Showing more detail in SharePoint Calendar

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The SharePoint calendar is an ideal place to give people a quick overview of team events, but the overview can be a bit thin on detail for some people’s tastes. The calendar structure is pretty rigid, so we can’t just add columns to the view like we do in other SharePoint lists. We can, however, pick which column to display in the calendar view. Using calculated fields we will build a new event title to have our calendar events communicate extra information at a glance.

Here’s what we want: when looking at the calendar we’d like our site members to see the title of the calendar event AND the location of the event in parenthesis. The pictures below show what SharePoint gives us out of the box compared to what we’d like for our site members:

SharePoint gives us: image We Want: image

Here’s what we’ll do in brief:

  1. Create two calculated fields, one to be the month view title and one to be the sub heading for day and week views.
  2. Modify the view to show our new columns instead of the default columns.

Create new calculated field columns

imageIn our SharePoint calendar we’ll navigate over to the Calendar tab and click the "Create Column" ribbon button. We’ll call this column "Month View Title" and set the type to "Calculated". Now, let’s build up the formula. Remember, we want the end result to look like this:

Event Title (Location)

To create that string, our formula will look like this:

[Title] & " (" & [Location] & ")"

SharePoint’s calculated field will (among other things) combine, or "concatenate", strings. To concatenate strings we use the "&" (ampersand) symbol much the same way we use the "+" (plus) symbol for adding numbers. Building a string is as easy as double-click a column, type an ampersand, type some text in double quotes ("). We use the double quotes to make sure SharePoint knows we’re concatenating a string and not just another field.

For consistency with the month view, we also would like the location wrapped in parentheses for the day and week views. Let’s create another calculated column for this. Repeat the steps to create a column and call it “Day Week View Sub Heading”. The formula will look like this:

"(" & [Location] & ")"

Modify the calendar view

Now that we have the strings we want, we can change the calendar view to show our new calculated columns instead of the default, "out of the box" (OOB) event title.

imageIn your calendar, head back over to the Calendar tab again and this time click the "Modify View" button. In the Edit Calendar View settings we’ll change the "Calendar Columns" to show our new calculated fields. The title fields we’ll change are the "Month View Title", the "Week View Sub Heading" and the "Day View Sub Heading". Since we’re extra clever, we gave our calculated columns names which match up very nicely with these field titles. Click the OK button to save changes and we’re done.

Go crazy

The SharePoint calculated column feature gives a lot of flexibility and can be used without having to open SharePoint Designer or learn to write custom SharePoint solutions. Check out this article on MSDN to get your creative juices flowing.


Update: We’ve cross-posted this on the SharePoint for End Users blog.

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Idle

Compact

Perhaps it’s a little redundant… but it’s certainly clear.

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Tech

InfoWorld likes SharePoint 2010

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On January 12th InfoWorld released their Technology Of The Year Awards list for 2011.

Best collaboration platform? SharePoint 2010.

"it’s clear that SharePoint 2010 is setting a new bar for what employees and users — and their IT organizations — will expect from a collaboration platform"


Makes me proud.

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Idle

Microwave popcorn that’s just popcorn

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Think back to the last time you microwaved popcorn. Remember what the kitchen smelled like after you were done? Sure it tastes great, but take a look at the ingredients on the box… it may explain the smell. 🙂

So tonight when Paula and I were craving popcorn we decided to try out Squawkfox’s DIY microwave popcorn recipe (found via LifeHacker). Instead of partially-hydrogenated, artificially flavored popcorn food, we had popcorn. Yes, we ate unprocessed food and it was delicious.

The formula is pretty simple: toss a cup of popping corn into a brown paper lunch bag, fold the top down a couple times and nuke for 3 minutes. When done, season to taste and enjoy.

We found it to be simple and delicious, but have a couple of notes to add:
1. It took 4 minutes in our weak little microwave, not 3 (your mileage my vary, but don’t go too long, you may burn it).
2. One cup of pop corn kernels generated a lot of popcorn (at least 1.5 times what we normally get from a typical bag of microwave popcorn). We’re going to use a half cup next time.

All-in-all, we were super pleased. Paula’s review: "I’m certainly never buying another box of microwave popcorn again!"

I’m with Paula on this, without a doubt. I’m certain it’s better for us. It’s clearly less expensive. And the best part: our kitchen doesn’t smell nasty afterwards.

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Idle

Context ruins fun

Zach and I were talking about some SharePoint features for the next version (v5 for those of you playing along at home). At some point I asked Zach “Could we make SharePoint do [blah]?” His reply was this gem:

“I’m going to have to go think about how the Internet works.”

Yeah, he said other stuff, I’m sure it was smart stuff, but I can’t be entirely sure as my mind had already gone gleefully skipping off into a flowering meadow of happiness, delighting itself with images of Zach sitting around, thinking about the inner workings of the interwebs.

Zach continued on, trying in vain to pass on just a fraction of his coding knowledge. Meanwhile, I was imagining the next version of SharePoint and how it would be powered by the stuff that makes the Internet work: kittens and Rick Astley.

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Weird

No thanks, bunnies give me a headache.

After staring at my screen for hours on end it’s nice to take a coffee break.

One lump or two?
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Weird

I was wondering what happened to Dolf

Seems he’s gone viral.

Toasty Unicorn

 

On a related note, I really, really miss ad critic. Could I have the ’90’s back please?

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Life

So… feeling good about your childhood?

When I was ten years old I could make a small jump out of snow and ride my bike over it. I was also pretty good at following Lego directions.

Yuto Miyazawa, on the other hand, plays guitar. Here’s Miyazawa-san tearing up Crazy Train on stage with Ozzy Osbourne.

 

Just so you know… the jump I made was really, really awesome.