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Category: Idle
From high school biology I remember that blue eyes is recessive and brown eyes is dominant. I have blue eyes… so I have two recessive blue eye genes… should I have children, that’s all I can pass on. If my wife had brown eyes then I’d know that our children would likely have brown eyes but possibly blue. My education was useful up to the point I married a green-eyed lady (who here is old enough to remember Sugarloaf? Raise your hand… but don’t pull anything, please).
The other day while discussing genetics and eugenics with Imran my curiosity got the better of my and I did a search for an eye color calculator. My search turned up a very nice page which happens to be hosted by our local Tech Museum. My question has finally been answered: 66% chance for green eyes, 33% chance for blue. Want to know your chances? Make sure you know your parents’ eye color, your mate’s parents’ eye color, your mate’s eye color and your eye color then go to the Tech’s eye color calculator. Note, if you can’t remember your own eye color you’re in trouble… if you can’t remember your mate’s eye color you’re in really big trouble.
Now I now the odds for eye color… if I could just find out if they’ll inherit her good looks or my idiocy.
When I was a kid… aw heck, I’m still a kid.
Let me start again, when I was 9 my G.I. Joes used to “hang out” with my sister’s Barbie dolls (hey, I was 9, give me a break). I can’t imagine, however, a Jesus Action Figure doing the same thing.
Perhaps I just need to wait for the Mary Magdalene doll.
My DirecTV TiVo died a month or two ago so I went out and bought a new one (well… it was a shelf model but works great). The old unit I just kept on a shelf, suspecting the problem was one of the hard drives… and since I had broken the seal and added a new hard drive warranty was out of the question.
This weekend I finally got around to taking an extra hard drive, imaging it and sticking it in the dead TiVo. The process was not simple due to an intersection of no UNIX knowledge and aversion to reading instructions but it worked. The DirecTiVo is back up again!
But wait… I had the unit disconnected for over a month and DirecTV no longer recognized it. I could tune to the help channels but couldn’t get any real channels. Every channel has the same message, call DirecTV, extension 722. Crap! It was Sunday night… there was no way DirecTV employees were going to be around to help me. <sigh> Okay, time to break down and call DirecTV, wade through thousands of voice prompts and button presses only to get a “call us Monday” message.
Thank you for calling DirecTV. For English press 1, para Espanol …
<beep>
For faster service, please use our automated phone system for paying your bills or adding services. If you have a 3 digit code or extension displayed on your TV, please press it now, if…
<beep><beep<beep>
One moment while we check your configuration. Please check your TV…
What? I turn and look at the TV… the TiVo is reacquiring satellite data and then the picture shows up. Freaking magical. I dialed their automatic phone support, it recognized my caller ID, I input the code and it corrected the problem… no human required. You see, this is the type of thing people like me in the software industry want to do, but it never quite comes out right and then you end up with things like the Comcast PVR (so Omar, can you record a new show yet without a reboot?).
Vegas in July, sounds like a great idea, right? 109 degrees in the shade… tourists in wife-beaters… wondering if the misters use “reclaimed” water.
Scary as it sounds we had a fab-tastic time. We ate some great food at Delmonico Steakhouse (the waiter screwed up my order… but brought me something delicious… no harm no foul), we watched a great show, Zoomanity (the reviews were mixed on this cabaret-style twist on Cirque du Soleil but Paula and I loved it) and, above all, we had some great company. It was a great way to spend Mike’s 40th birthday.
One fun part of the trip: Dick had never been to Vegas. Claimed he was never going to go… would have anything to do with it. Can you guess? He loved it. He’s going back. In about a month. My prediction: he’ll go every weekend for a year then we’ll need to perform an intervention.
Here’s a picture of some of the gang walking through the Venetian… looking very much like a still from a Vegas heist movie.
What’s Omar looking at you ask? I’d wager it’s his Treo™ 650 smartphone. He’s the next one who will need an intervention after Dick.
Oh, and yes, the cheese sticks were very good.
In the 70’s I used to listen to my dad’s Bill Cosby albums, in the 80’s I used to watch the Cosby show and in the 90’s I cringed when Bill Cosby would go on one of his inevitable moral tirades against [insert vice here]. Now, the Internet has provided me with a cathartic poke at America’s favorite overbearing parent… House of Cosbys.
If you want to enjoy some well produced, animated hilarity, hop on over to channel 101 and check out the first four episodes. You may want to hurry, however… the Cosby lawyers already have gotten wind of the show and the animators have been served with a cease and desist (and none-too-soon, the show is obviously destroying America’s morality… House of Cosbys is without-a-doubt the inspiration for MTV’s Jackass, NBC’s Fear Factor and the perpetually disgusting Oprah Winfrey).
And now, for something completely different (yet totally related)… my short list of people who take themselves waaaaaay too seriously:
Bill Cosby
Bono
Tom Cruise
It’s been about a month since Nala’s second episode of vestibulitis and she is as happy as ever. She isn’t, honestly, back to 100% though… she’s not even back to 100% of where she was before the second attack (which wasn’t 100% of where she was before the first attack). Her balance is fine as long as she keeps her head up and is looking around. She’s unable, for example, to look over her shoulder at us when walking so she has to turn around to see if we’re there (which usually results in us either gracefully tripping over her or hopping around her like epileptic pigmy dancers).
Every time she stumbles, slips or falls we feel terrible for her. “Poor thing, she just doesn’t understand what’s happening.” We feel bad… but when I think about it rationally, I honestly think Nala couldn’t be happier. Her only complaint at this time appears to be that we’re feeding her dog food (the nerve we have to feed her anything but steak!). Sometimes it helps me to put it all in context: she has survived being taken away from her parents without visitation rights, she had one of her legs chopped off, she was given to the humane society by her owners of eight years, she had Idiopathic Peripheral Vestibular Disease not once… but twice and yet still has managed to make it to 14 years of age. I don’t think I could manage to be as happy and pleasant as she is if all that stuff happened to me.
Yep… of all the role models out there I just hope I can live up to the example set by my dog.
What follows can be considered reference material. If you’re looking for information on old dog vestibulitis, read on.
Here is some more information pulled off the i-dog.com forum. This post by one of the forum’s contributing vets in 2000 gives an excellent description of the disease and diagnosis:
In reference to Cindy Ascher’s friend’s Labrador: What you have described does not sound like a seizure at all, but a sudden onset of a vestibular (balance) problem, which is very common in old dogs. The classic symptoms are that side-to-side eye movement that you described (called Nystagmus) and a head tilt or tendency to walk or fall to one side. In the absence of any signs of an external ear infection which could have caused an infection in the inner ear also (this would cause similar signs), the usual diagnosis is “Old Dog Vestibulitis” of unknown cause. Occasionally a brain tumor can do this, but is much less likely. Part of the problem in communicating about and in diagnosing seizures is that what one owner has called a “seizure” may not be what the examining vet thinks of as a seizure. To us vets, a “seizure” is a convulsion, like epilepsy, where the dog is on its side, its neck and head arched backward, and virtually all the muscles spasming uncontrollably, particularly the mouth and the legs; A dog that simply can’t coordinate his legs to stand up and panics because he can’t, is not actually having a seizure. With vestibular signs, the dog thinks that “down” is in another direction than what gravity should be telling him. He is basically very dizzy and confused. The good news is that most cases of Old Dog Vestibulitis or Vestibular Syndrome get better very quickly with no treatment at all. The most important element is good nursing care, because they may not be able to get up to eliminate, and may not be able to get their mouth oriented properly to drink or eat, so they need assistance. I am curious to know if this is what the vet was diagnosing in Cindy’s friend’s dog.
Sincerely,
Lucy L. Pinkston DVM
http://www.dog.com/vet
You can also find a recent discussion on the topic in the forums here:
http://www.i-dog.com/board/messages/46/56465.html
Paula has been doing a fantastic job of getting healthy. She’s been exercising regularly, she’s been cooking healthy and, thankfully, she’s been encouraging me to eat well and exercise with her. Yesterday was a pretty good day for me for exercise and quantity of food. Typically I’ll have a snack or two during the day and/or have one really bad meal (e.g. hamburger, fries, soda and a milkshake) but yesterday I just had Wheaties (The Breakfast of ChampionsTM), an Italian sandwich (which isn’t especially healthy but I didn’t pile chips and a soda), a small handful of GORP and finally, for dinner, Paula made whole-wheat pasta with vegetables on top (she makes it with a touch of butter, olive oil and some parmesan on top… healthy and tasty). After dinner Paula made us go running. To top it off, I wound up staying up late (I blame Dick, Trina and Mike) which would typically dictate a late-night-snack before going to bed, but I resisted the temptation and just went to bed with a glass of water.
All this clean living must have a payoff, right?
So here’s the thing, I was out to breakfast eating my fruit cup when I realized the chef had screwed up and there was no fruit in my fruit cups (because if one fruit cup is good, two fruit cups are better). All I had was just the pastry containers. I wasn’t sure if I was right in expecting fruit so I asked Ron Howard, who was having breakfast with me, if he had fruit in his pastry cup. He confirmed it, I was missing my fruit. Ron was extraordinarily polite about it considering I really was making a fool of myself by teasing him mercilessly in front of Kiki Dee. I was feeling pretty silly for making fun of Ron Howard but things only got worse when the Roman centurions were unable to control the crowd after throwing gold and treasure into the audience. As the crowd spilled over into the center of the stadium the other gladiators and I were forced to grab the ropes of the Ligers to prevent them from attacking the crowd. I figured if I could pull hard enough on the rope while planting my feet on the animal’s neck I’d be able to keep it from biting me but it was still able to squirm around and get a hold of my leg. I compensated by sticking my foot in front of its face length-wise because I have size twelve and-a-half feet and it wouldn’t be able to open its mouth that wide. Turns out it was very cute when it gnawed on my shoe.
I have the weirdest feakin’ dreams. I think I’ll go make myself some breakfast… and I’m staying away from fruit cups for the foreseeable future.
Just about a year after her first attack of vestibulitis Nala has had another attack. Paula was at home this time when it happened and it was nowhere near as bad as the first attack. This time she didn’t have the obvious eye twitching (horizontal nystagmus) and didn’t get sick. I took her out first thing in the morning yesterday before going to work and she showed no signs of any distress. A few hours later, however, I received a call from Paula letting me know Nala had another episode.
Paula took Nala to the vet as a precaution and all the blood tests came back negative (as expected) but we wanted to be sure. One test the vet performed on Nala was to roll her onto her back and check her eyes. As soon as Nala was inverted the horizontal nystagmus presented immediately (a sign that this episode was indeed a recurrence of the “old dog vestibulitis”, also called “old dog vertigo”, “Idiopathic Peripheral Vestibular Disease” or simply “vestibular disease”). The vet said it’s extremely rare for a dog to have multiple attacks, so I suppose we can be proud our dog is so “special”. 🙂
Nala’s first attack was 5/30/2004. I’d say it took Nala a week before she was walking on her own last time, but she fell down often. After a couple weeks she seemed pretty steady but it was a few months before she could shake her head without falling down. Her second attack happened yesterday, 6/7/2005.
Some tips:
Get a comfortable harness for your dog that wraps around your dogs chest Having something that can help you to lift and support your dog “luggage-style” gives the animal the ability to move around. Physical therapy is great for dogs as well as humans. The more the dog is able to get the sensation of walking upright the more it will be able to learn where its body should be.
To help your dog eat straddle them with your thighs holding their mid-section in place. Nala is able to stand on her own but has trouble eating because anytime she puts her head down she looses her balance. By standing over her I can prevent her from swaying side-to-side, allowing her to eat comfortably. Some dogs may be defensive about their food, so be aware that being close to your pet may make them uncomfortable, you may be able to help them relax by facing the opposite direction, supporting them but have your back to their head.
The slick floors that are funny when your normal dog is chasing you are an absolute ice rink for a dog with vestibulitis. Your dog can slip an go down very hard because they don’t know which way to twist. It’s important you help the dog balance, especially in the first few days of re-learning to walk. Putting down old towels or blankets can help your dog to keep its footing.
With the loss of the inner ear for balance your pet will be relying on muscle memory and eyesight for balance. This means when it’s dark your dog will be more off balance. Leaving a night light on will help to stave off confusion and be sure the area you take your dog out to go to the bathroom is also well lit. Your pet has gone from using muscles, eyesight and inner ear for balance down to just muscles and eyesight.
Make it a point to walk your dog over to the water. You may not notice your dog periodically wander over to take a drink during the day, they get thirsty and do want to get a drink. If they can’t walk over on their own, they’ll really be parched.
Finally: don’t panic. As doting “parents” Paula and I are both very protective of Nala and it pains us to see her out of sorts. Remember that your pet is uncomfortable, but probably not in tremendous distress (esp. if they are still eating and drinking). As our good friend Tom pointed out last night: “it looks like the tail’s not broken.” Nala responded with an enthusiastic tail thumping on her bed.
Well, it’s been a long time (10 years) with Network Solutions but I’ve finally gotten off my lazy butt and moved my domains over to GoDaddy. The primary reason was to get away from paying $35 a year per domain and bring it down to closer to ten bucks a year. A little effort to save a little money.
There will be only one casualty in the transfer: the history. There isn’t much documented in the Network Solutions registration but I always enjoyed being able to go look at the whois record for doe.com and find the registration date. I guess I’ll have to turn to this blog entry to reminisce from now on.
Doe.com – Record created on 27-Jul-1995
Along with this date I might as well record the story behind the registration.
Before working at Microsoft I had a job at a small “start-up” (it wasn’t starting, so I use the term “start-up” loosely) named ResNova Software, Inc. ResNova’s primary product was a BBS which, among other things, had functionality to aggregate Usenet newsgroups. Back then there was far less garbage in the newsgroups but there was, strangely enough, a large number of posting from some “John Doe” fellow with the address john@doe.com. Being the curious sort I decided to investigate who owned doe.com… turns out no one did. Being the mischievous sort I decided to register it (domain names were free back then… I’m also the cheap sort). I used to periodically check the account and respond to the occasional “are you real?” or “test” e-mail messages (and they were occasional). The account was also useful when I was a test lead on Outlook Express and Entourage for the Macintosh, lots of spam to throw at the product. Sadly, I can no longer play celebrity as john@doe.com is overrun with e-mail. Surprisingly the bulk of the mail is no longer spam, it’s bounce messages from all the test mail, junk mail and virus mail purporting to be from john@doe.com. John@doe.com can receive around 250 bounce messages per minute (my previous ISP threatened to kick me off his servers because just the mail connection attempts to john@doe.com were melting his servers, there weren’t even any accounts set up).
Today doe.com is mainly a traffic generator for my blog. People show up randomly looking for either the U.S. Department of Energy (which was doe.gov but is now energy.gov but still didn’t register energy.com, genius!) the Doe Fund (doe.org) and, at one time, the Canadian Department of Environment (which used to be www.doe.ca but appears to be no longer, it’s moved on, it’s an ex-site…*). Just for grins I let my online life flow into the real world, my Volvo station wagon has the custom plate “doe com” (if you came here because I cut you off on the freeway, I honestly apologize… it had nothing to do with you, I’m just impatient and meant no offense).
The info above covers just about everything, but it doesn’t answer the most frequently asked question: “Is Doe.com for sale?” The answer is, “yes”, of course, everything has its price. Each time I’m asked I sit down and seriously consider selling the domain name. I don’t, after all, have a mail server set up, I don’t use the domain name as the identity of my web site and even the traffic it generates is nothing but a cost to me. Why not sell? Turns out I’m very sentimental and really don’t want to sell it, but because everything has to have a price I’ve set the price at an $3 Million to cover legal fees, taxes and, of course, pain and suffering for the loss. I figure that amount is suitably ridiculous to drive off almost all buyers and if someone does come along willing to pony up the ridiculous fee (heck, it’s a three-letter, easy to spell .com domain) I’ll take the money, give half to Uncle Sam, buy something really nice for my wife and put the rest in the bank for retirement.
Oh, I’ll spend a little on my car too, I need new tires for my Volvo… they don’t seem to last for some reason. Must be something wrong with the car.
* Much love and many apologies to John Cleese
Note from Reeves to Reeves: Before moving the WhoIs showed “Little.org – Record created on 10-May-2002”. I know the domain is older than that but I’ll have to do some research to find out when I first registered it.