Hoo boy, I bet this crew is fun a the local neighborhood fourth of July barbecue!
Lance Champion of McMinnville, Tennessee decided to pull over a local deputy for violating the speed limit (Note: Lance isn’t a peace officer, he just plays one in his own mind). The resultant conversation landed 23 year-old Champion in custody for disorderly conduct (um, duh!).
Champion then did what any good local superhero would do, he called his mom. Mom Champion next showed up at the scene with Champion’s 17 year-old brother. Jr. Champion helped the situation by slapping the hand of a police officer who was supervising the towing of Lance Champion’s car.
Okay kids, what happens when you hit a police officer? That’s right, you get arrested. Having her two sons arrested was obviously tough on Mom Champion who promptly got herself cuffed for disorderly conduct as well. Wanna go for a royal flush?
The Champion patriarch, Hal Champion, was able to return from church just in time to help diffuse the situation by showing up and (like a good Christian) through peace, love and understanding promptly get himself taken down with a taser gun and arrested.
Some people shouldn’t be allowed to breed.
Yeah, sounded crazy to me too, but it’s real and happened on Tuesday, go get the official write up at CNN.