My willpower doesn’t need to last all day
My willpower only has to last until my coworkers eat the pie
Tag: Overseen
Was it something I did?
My console stand at work looked shocked this morning. Was it me?
I think I need sleep
A fresh bottle of DayQuil, a minute of silliness, and back to bed
Does what it says on the tin…
An honest Hummer in Victoria, with a state park plate for balance
Special donuts for those painful morning meetings
There are some meetings that I really don’t want to attend... it’s never fun fighting with grumpy developers first thing in the morning. Next time it’s going to be an extra contentious…
I beg to differ
The paperwork I received today had print on all pages... including this one:
Not what I expected to wake up to
Um... Isn't it March?
Burgers the size of your head
Trina, Paula and I had lunch at XXX Drive-in today and I made the mistake of ordering the XXX Burger. I think I should have read more carefully. I managed to get…
I don’t often make huevos rancheros…
... but when I do, they have a mustache.
Fountain? Smoke machine?
While shopping for gravel and pavers we came across this cool fountain that generates fog and traps it under a dome of flowing water. Fountain Video We didn't bother asking for a…
That sounds delicious…
... what’s in the sauce? Oh yes sir, that’s an excellent choice. For our sauce we use only the finest, organic, free-range maître d’s.
Barber anxiety
Are you always nervous that your new haircut isn't going to turn out okay? We've got your back.
Home invader
We’re not really sure how… but this little character made it into our guest bedroom this weekend. It didn’t seem to mind being evicted.
P-1000
The P-1000 is a polymimetic meat-form sent from the future to kill Sarah Connor. You can shoot it, burn it… you can even try to grind it up. It will reform. It's…
Screamin’ good honey
Am I the only one who looks at a honey bear bottle and thinks of Edvard Munch?
I always love a volume discount
Though I'm not sure if I get the math here.