… except Chinese food (well, the containers at any rate).
Hey, cool, I could time share a Learjet from FlexJet for $4,600 a month! That’s pretty spendy, but much lower than I’d expect, so I decided to take a closer look at the ad in USA Today (America’s “I wouldn’t read it if it wasn’t for the Hotel giving it to me” newspaper).
INTRODUCING A REVOLUTION IN FRACTIONAL JET OWNERSHIP. For as little as $4,600 per month,*…
Okay, there’s the “*”, I knew there’d be a catch. What’s the extra damage? There’s a monthly management fee of $6,485 and an hourly rate of $1,760. I love it that their monthly fee has additional monthly fees.
You know guys, you could get many more customers if you just said:
INTRODUCING FREE FRACTIONAL JET OWNERSHIP. For nothing a month*…
No, the drugs weren’t freely available in the 60’s… http://homepage.mac.com/celkjer/iMovieTheater2.html