Last night I came to a realization…
… I’m impressed by impressions.
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This, um… “enthusiastic” fellow was seen sitting in the front window of Jamba Juice in Downtown Disney:
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When it has been a long day…
… and especially if you’ve been drinking, this kind of thing is really funny.
Perhaps they really know their customers.
… I thought that warm feeling was heart burn. 🙂
My lovely wife has started a blog… it does me proud.
The first three hours of parking at Downtown Disney is free with validation.
Reeves: “Can you validate me?”
Waiter: “You’re a wonderful human being.”
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Road trip!
When we found out we needed to be out of our house for a few days to have our house tented for termites we decided to make the most of it, we planned a road trip to southern California. In the process we realized it’s the first trip of any length we’ve taken alone for almost three years. Time for some quality time.
Can anyone tell me where this is… specifically?
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Epic story… epically bad screen writing
If you were a geeky kid who spent a lot of time reading Greek adventures as a kid you’ll be able to keep up with this movie, if not you’ll likely miss a good chunk of Troy. The movie is more notable for what it lacks than what it has. I do give the movie high marks for production values, acting, and cinematography but too little was spent on the screen writer and the score (though it could be argued the music tried valiantly to pick up the fumbled script).
Troy attempts to condense Homer’s Iliad down to an audience-digestible length of 165 minutes. Perhaps out of fear of looking too much like The Clash of the Titans the storyline is given a more realistic angle by eliminating the very big plot point of the gods. After doing away with the magic the writers also decided to dispense with character development since the audience would know the big names like Achilles, Odysseus and Ajax (let’s take a leap of faith and assume today’s movie going audience also has a taste for 2800 year-old Greek epic poems). There are so many characters in this movie that the screen writers found it easier to simply pigeon-hole them into action movie stereotypes than to detail the motivation and conflicts. Granted, there wasn’t a lot of time but you just can’t squeeze an Epic into a two-plus hour movie simply by calling it an Epic movie. Even condensing the nine year siege of Troy down to 14 days left them with no room to fit in the scale of this massive story.
On the plus side the movie has more than a few entertaining combat sequences, even though they were a little higher on the splatter-factor than needed (not quite Tarantino gore, but lacking the absurdity to temper it). The action was fast paced but the violence detracted from it (sure, violence is bad, but please keep the reality out of my escapism). Particularly cringe-worthy was the drawn out scene where you get to watch a character gurgle and choke, dying from a gaping, bubbling throat wound. Yummy. Parents, this movie is violent, well deserving of its ‘R’ rating.
The movie also features the maximum amount of beefcake allowable by law. So if you intend this as a date movie be forewarned: you’ll either look like a sicko for taking your date to see the violence or you’ll look like a fat putz compared to the well muscled (and extremely well oiled) bodies of Brad Pitt, Orlando Bloom and Eric Bana.
All said, this movie is definitely worth a rental. It’s quite well filmed so you’d do well to take the rental over to the house of your friend with the really big TV and bitchin’ sound setup. If you really want to see it on the big screen, please don’t pay full price. I paid ten bucks and am still steamed 24hrs later.
Rating: Rental
Nala is very thankful for all the well wishes (Nala can’t read so I simply give her a dog biscuit every time someone posts a get well wish, she seems thankful).
I took Nala to the Vet again Tuesday morning (our normal vet, not the emergency vet) and the doctor gave me a little more information.
Her condition isn’t uncommon, especially in older dogs. We should expect her to recover almost entirely. Nala has essentially lost the user of her inner ear for balance (temporarily or permanently wasn’t clear). Animals (dogs and humans alike) use multiple inputs to establish balance: inner ear, visual queues and muscle position. Take away one of the inputs and things will be wonky at first, but the animal will learn to cope.
It will be a few days before she’s able to get around well on her own (she’s already managing pretty well, but does tend to go bump in the night). The doctor said to expect her to be unsteady for a few weeks or longer… especially since Nala is shy one leg. Many dogs never get back to 100 percent and will have some minor symptoms. The most common vestigial symptoms being a tendency to fall down when shaking dry and perpetual head tilt (which is actually kind of cute).
For now we’re continuing to baby her, more for our own sake than hers.
We had a bit of a scary weekend. We went out for a hike on Sunday and came home to find our dog Nala hiding in a corner and a lot of vomit on the kitchen floor. She came slinking out of the corner when we came in.
Initially we interpreted her posture as shame for having gotten sick in the house (though she’s never been punished for doing so) but we quickly realized she was staying low to the ground because she was having a lot of difficulty standing.
We watched her for a little bit, then, like any good, overprotective parent, we went straight to the emergency room. At this point we weren’t sure what had happened… how sick is she? Did she have a stroke? We were both terrified we’d have to put her down on the spot.
The doctor told us Nala most likely had “old dog vestibulitis”, not uncommon, but also not very well understood. There could be a number of different causes for Nala’s vertigo and some blood tests would hopefully rule out some of them. To be sure she was getting enough fluids and to allow her to be watched Nala spent the night in emergency veterinary clinic Sunday night.
Monday morning the doctor called us to let us know she could come home to recover. She’s still not able to walk on her own and has difficulty standing to eat. The doctor said she could be better in a few days, but it could be longer.
I’m not sure how much variation there is, but Nala’s symptoms are a rapid, side-to-side twitching of the eyes (horizontal nystagmus), a pronounced head tilt (perhaps trying to compensate for the spinning room) and a pronounced lack of coordination. There are no warning signs and, from what I understand, there is nothing that can be done to prevent it (note: vestibulitis in general can be caused by ear infections as well, but for the “old dog” variety there doesn’t appear to be any cause).
My personal tip: get a dog harness, the kind that goes around the dog’s chest, and use that as a handle. Nala now has a lot of trouble walking (especially because she only has 3 legs) and being able to grab the harness allows me to keep her upright but still allow her to walk roughly where she wants to go. I’ve been using the harness to support her walking, eating and while she goes to the bathroom.
We’re off to our regular vet shortly… perhaps she’ll have more information for us.
Update: I found a note from the doctor with the technical diagnosis and am adding it so I don’t forget: Idiopathic Peripheral Vestibular Disease.
Some resources:
- A good page on the topic from Yankee Golden Retriever rescue: http://www.ygrr.com/doginfo/health-vestibular.html
- United Emergency Animal Clinic (they did a great job): http://www.emergencyanimalclinic.com/unitedemergencyanimalclinic/
- A short video of Nala trying to walk: nala.wmv (459.98 KB)
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Hard to believe
Thomas: They say the walls of asylums are painted green to make the patients feel calm. Is that really true?
God: Do you feel calm?