But what if we need you again?
Well folks, the guy who invented ctrl+alt_del is retiring. The good news, we can still use his stuff. David J. Bradley is retiring from IBM after more than twenty-eight years of service. More…
Year: 2004
I see dead people
It's morbid, but is it helpful? The Clark County Coroner in Nevada has started posting pictures of unidentified dead bodies on its web site. Sure, it's creepy, but they have solved 3…
Virus Alert!!!
If your virus software is not up to date, update it now. If you're not running anti-virus software, buy some now. It's like car insurance, it's just part of the cost of…
Oooo… pretty pictures!
Here's some great photography, voted the best pictures of 2003 by the readers of... well... something (the root URL doesn't have much, the page just states “These photos were voted by readers…
Guess who’s playing my birthday party?
Would I lose your respect if I told you they work for peanuts? (How much respect do I loose (sic) for leaning too heavily on my spell checker? Hey Steve: ;p)
Would you like fries with that?
It's amazing what becomes interesting if you're important... I don't think anyone would come to my web site to read a transcript of me trying to order ribs. President Bush ordering ribs,…
We are animals…
We must never forget we are animals, barely restrained by the society we live in. When our society turns a blind eye, the animal breaks loose. Without Sanctuary is a collection of…
Badgers? We don’t need no stinkin’ badgers!
Ah...er...um... no words come to mind. Go to Badger Badger Badger to see for yourself. (Thanks to Dennis, a plus number one fan of Engrish, for the link). UPDATE!!! The directors cut…
Bush and Blair… the new punk rock duo
Detroit rockers Electric Six have an entertaining, less-than-serious song called “Gay Bar”. The song takes on a whole new tilt, however, when lip synched by George Bush and Tony Blair (I’m pretty…
Protect yourself!
For mere pennies you can construct your very own AFDB - an aluminum foil deflector beanie. This invaluable piece of head wear will keep out the probing of the nefarious black helicopters…
Why digital cameras = better photographers
A good article from BBC news via Locker Gnome: Digital cameras don't only eliminate the cost and hassle of film processing, they should help do away with bad holiday snaps and see us all…
That wonderful glow
I've found that I really like taking pictures at night with long exposures. Sometimes the colors are not true to life, but that doesn't bother me, I like what I see. While…
How not to support your customers
I'm trying to buy something from Amazon but my account has been broken since Thursday. Any time I try to submit my order Amazon just responds with: We're sorry! An error occurred…
Planning on taking over the world?
You can't take over the world without the right equipment. Visit VillianSupply.com to order your new lair, weapons or torture devices. They can even help to outfit your henchmen. “See, I'm hip. …
A gift for that “special” someone
Sometimes I wonder if we're getting a little too sensitive. From the “everyone deserves a friend” page of the touchy-feely handbook: downs syndrome dolls.
Say what?
Stop me if you've heard this one... Someone who speaks three languages is... trilingual Someone who speaks two languages is... bilingual Some one who speaks one language is... American! Sure, an oldie…