I say Ketchup, you say Catsup, let’s call the whole thing off.
But wait… something new on the horizon? Here’s just the thing for people looking for that special condiment to set off their latest culinary creation:
Yummy, banana ketchup. Now public schools can ensure our under-fed youth get their requisite serving of both fruits and vegetables simply by dousing cafeteria french fries with this compound condiment.