{"id":587,"date":"2004-11-28T02:49:30","date_gmt":"2004-11-28T02:49:30","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.little.org\/blog\/2004\/11\/28\/DontGiveMyThosePuppyDogEyesPrivateDropAndGiveMeTwenty.aspx"},"modified":"2004-11-28T02:49:30","modified_gmt":"2004-11-28T02:49:30","slug":"dont-give-my-those-puppy-dog-eyes-private-drop-and-give-me-twenty","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.little.org\/blog\/2004\/11\/28\/dont-give-my-those-puppy-dog-eyes-private-drop-and-give-me-twenty\/","title":{"rendered":"Don&#8217;t give my those puppy dog eyes, private!  Drop and give me twenty!"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><P>I&#8217;m as big an animal lover as the next guy&#8230; but this is just&#8230; well&#8230; odd.<\/P><br \/>\n<TABLE border=0><br \/>\n<TBODY><br \/>\n<TR><br \/>\n<TD width=5><IMG src=\"http:\/\/www.little.org\/blog\/content\/binary\/generalFluffy.jpg\" border=0><\/TD><br \/>\n<TD vAlign=top><br \/>\n<P><FONT size=2>&#8220;Imagine: your dog, cat, or other pet in full military regalia. I make this fantasy a reality. Using the latest digital techniques, I combine a photo of your pet with the uniform and background of your choice.&#8221;<\/FONT><\/P><\/TD><\/TR><\/TBODY><\/TABLE><br \/>\n<P>Fantasy?&nbsp; You mean like: &#8220;I love a man in uniform, now lick my boots Sgt. Spot!&#8221;?&nbsp; Ewww!!!<\/P><br \/>\n<P>Get your freak on at&nbsp;<A href=\"http:\/\/www.petsinuniform.com\/\">http:\/\/www.petsinuniform.com<\/A><\/P><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I&#8217;m as big an animal lover as the next guy&#8230; but this is just&#8230; well&#8230; odd. &#8220;Imagine: your dog, cat, or other pet in full military regalia. I make this fantasy a reality. Using the latest digital techniques, I combine a photo of your pet with the uniform and background of your choice.&#8221; Fantasy?&nbsp; You [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[30,24],"tags":[66],"class_list":["post-587","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-idledogs","category-webweird","tag-idledogs"],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.little.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/587","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.little.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.little.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.little.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.little.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=587"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.little.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/587\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.little.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=587"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.little.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=587"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.little.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=587"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}