{"id":53,"date":"2003-05-02T17:35:23","date_gmt":"2003-05-02T17:35:23","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.little.org\/blog\/2003\/05\/02\/SirPleaseStopReadingThatYourePissingOnMyFoot.aspx"},"modified":"2003-05-02T17:35:23","modified_gmt":"2003-05-02T17:35:23","slug":"sir-please-stop-reading-that-youre-pissing-on-my-foot","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.little.org\/blog\/2003\/05\/02\/sir-please-stop-reading-that-youre-pissing-on-my-foot\/","title":{"rendered":"Sir, please stop reading that, you&#8217;re pissing on my foot"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Okay, the lines at the restrooms are long enough as it is&#8230; do we really need to hold people&#8217;s attention any longer that we do?  It what plays like an iMac parody, MSN announces the <a href=\"http:\/\/www.pcpro.co.uk\/?http:\/\/www.pcpro.co.uk\/news\/news_story.php?id=41709\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener noreferrer\">iLou<\/a>.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Okay, the lines at the restrooms are long enough as it is&#8230; do we really need to hold people&#8217;s attention any longer that we do? It what plays like an iMac parody, MSN announces the iLou.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[24],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-53","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-webweird"],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.little.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/53","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.little.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.little.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.little.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.little.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=53"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.little.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/53\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.little.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=53"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.little.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=53"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.little.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=53"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}