{"id":496,"date":"2004-05-11T04:31:23","date_gmt":"2004-05-11T04:31:23","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.little.org\/blog\/2004\/05\/11\/EveryoneThinksYoureCrazy.aspx"},"modified":"2004-05-11T04:31:23","modified_gmt":"2004-05-11T04:31:23","slug":"everyone-thinks-youre-crazy","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.little.org\/blog\/2004\/05\/11\/everyone-thinks-youre-crazy\/","title":{"rendered":"Everyone thinks you’re crazy…"},"content":{"rendered":"

… except, of course, your mother (she thinks you’re perfect).<\/P>
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So then, you may ask, what’s the secret to finding your perfect mate?  You’ll never find anyone who doesn’t think you’re neurotic, crazy, slovenly, annoying or weird.  The key is finding the person who just doesn’t seem to care.  When you find that person, pursue them until you’re given a marriage proposal or a restraining order.<\/P><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

… except, of course, your mother (she thinks you’re perfect). So then, you may ask, what’s the secret to finding your perfect mate?  You’ll never find anyone who doesn’t think you’re neurotic, crazy, slovenly, annoying or weird.  The key is finding the person who just doesn’t seem to care.  When you find that person, pursue […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[6],"tags":[96],"class_list":["post-496","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-idlelife","tag-idlelife"],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.little.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/496","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.little.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.little.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.little.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.little.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=496"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.little.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/496\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.little.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=496"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.little.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=496"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.little.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=496"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}