{"id":481,"date":"2004-01-20T02:29:16","date_gmt":"2004-01-20T02:29:16","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.little.org\/blog\/2004\/01\/20\/HowNotToSupportYourCustomers.aspx"},"modified":"2004-01-20T02:29:16","modified_gmt":"2004-01-20T02:29:16","slug":"how-not-to-support-your-customers","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.little.org\/blog\/2004\/01\/20\/how-not-to-support-your-customers\/","title":{"rendered":"How not to support your customers"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><P>I&#8217;m trying to buy something from <A href=\"http:\/\/www.amazon.com\/\">Amazon<\/A> but my account has been broken since Thursday.&nbsp; Any time I try to submit my order <A href=\"http:\/\/www.amazon.com\/\">Amazon<\/A> just responds with:<\/P><br \/>\n<BLOCKQUOTE dir=ltr style=\"MARGIN-RIGHT: 0px\"><br \/>\n<H2>We&#8217;re sorry!<\/H2><br \/>\n<P>An error occurred when we tried to process your request. Rest assured, we&#8217;re working to resolve the problem as soon as possible. If you were trying to make a purchase, please check <U>Your Account<\/U> to confirm that the order was placed. We apologize for the inconvenience.<BR><\/P><\/BLOCKQUOTE><br \/>\n<P>Being a reasonable geek and a person in the Internet industry I expect this kind of thing will happen.&nbsp; So, I decide to wait and try later.&nbsp; Yep, it didn&#8217;t work later either.&nbsp;<\/P><br \/>\n<P>Since their online help didn&#8217;t solve my problem I decided to ask them for help.&nbsp; <A href=\"http:\/\/www.amazon.com\/\">Amazon<\/A> has one method to ask for help: an online form.&nbsp; I don&#8217;t mind filling out a form.&nbsp; There&#8217;s just one problem&#8230; the form doesn&#8217;t work.&nbsp; I tried from work on my desktop machine.&nbsp; I tried from work on my laptop.&nbsp; I tried from home on my laptop.&nbsp; I tried from home on my home desktop.&nbsp; I tried clearing my cache.&nbsp; I tried deleting cookies.<\/P><br \/>\n<P>My account is broken.&nbsp; I am unable to submit the support form.&nbsp; I&#8217;m unable to get in touch with <A href=\"http:\/\/www.amazon.com\/\">Amazon<\/A>, right?&nbsp; We&#8217;ll see.&nbsp; As a last resort I sent mail to every single <A href=\"http:\/\/www.amazon.com\/\">Amazon.com<\/A> address I was able to find on their website (everything from press addresses to their recruiting addresses).&nbsp; Hopefully someone will reply.<\/P><br \/>\n<P>Here&#8217;s my advice to <A href=\"http:\/\/www.amazon.com\/\">Amazon<\/A> and everyone else who has customers:&nbsp; Think about it &#8211; what happens to your customers if they can&#8217;t get a hold of you?&nbsp; I&#8217;ll tell you, they get pissed off and they go away.<\/P><br \/>\n<P>If it weren&#8217;t for the $50 gift certificate <A href=\"http:\/\/www.amazon.com\/\">Amazon<\/A> is holding hostage I&#8217;d write them off and take my business to <A href=\"http:\/\/www.barnesandnoble.com\/\">Barnes and Noble<\/A>.<\/P><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I&#8217;m trying to buy something from Amazon but my account has been broken since Thursday.&nbsp; Any time I try to submit my order Amazon just responds with: We&#8217;re sorry! An error occurred when we tried to process your request. Rest assured, we&#8217;re working to resolve the problem as soon as possible. If you were trying [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[6],"tags":[96],"class_list":["post-481","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-idlelife","tag-idlelife"],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.little.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/481","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.little.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.little.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.little.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.little.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=481"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.little.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/481\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.little.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=481"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.little.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=481"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.little.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=481"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}