{"id":478,"date":"2004-01-21T01:53:50","date_gmt":"2004-01-21T01:53:50","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.little.org\/blog\/2004\/01\/21\/ProtectYourself.aspx"},"modified":"2004-01-21T01:53:50","modified_gmt":"2004-01-21T01:53:50","slug":"protect-yourself","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.little.org\/blog\/2004\/01\/21\/protect-yourself\/","title":{"rendered":"Protect yourself!"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><P>For mere pennies you can construct your very own <A href=\"http:\/\/zapatopi.net\/afdb.html\">AFDB &#8211; an aluminum foil deflector beanie<\/A>.&nbsp; This invaluable piece of head wear will keep out the probing of the nefarious black helicopters (as well as your creepy, voodoo-practicing next-door neighbor).&nbsp; Full instructions are on <A href=\"http:\/\/zapatopi.net\/afdb.html\">the AFDB site<\/A>.<\/P><br \/>\n<P><IMG height=149 src=\"\/blog\/content\/binary\/afdbhead.jpg\" width=114 border=0><\/P><br \/>\n<P>If your problem is not with terrestrial mind control but comes from a little further away, <a href=\"http:\/\/www.hahaha.com.au\/\">Steve<\/a> has pointed me to the <A href=\"http:\/\/www.stopabductions.com\/\">Stop Alien Abductions web site<\/A>.&nbsp; This site has instructions for creating a stylish helmet to insulate yourself against alien mind control.<\/P><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>For mere pennies you can construct your very own AFDB &#8211; an aluminum foil deflector beanie.&nbsp; This invaluable piece of head wear will keep out the probing of the nefarious black helicopters (as well as your creepy, voodoo-practicing next-door neighbor).&nbsp; Full instructions are on the AFDB site. If your problem is not with terrestrial mind [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[24],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-478","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-webweird"],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.little.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/478","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.little.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.little.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.little.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.little.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=478"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.little.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/478\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.little.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=478"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.little.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=478"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.little.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=478"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}