{"id":439,"date":"2005-02-24T18:02:08","date_gmt":"2005-02-24T18:02:08","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.little.org\/blog\/2005\/02\/24\/GoAheadBlowItUp.aspx"},"modified":"2005-02-24T18:02:08","modified_gmt":"2005-02-24T18:02:08","slug":"go-ahead-blow-it-up","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.little.org\/blog\/2005\/02\/24\/go-ahead-blow-it-up\/","title":{"rendered":"Go ahead, blow it up"},"content":{"rendered":"

I never fail to find funny stuff on Steve Davis’s web site<\/a>… this one<\/a> kept me up well past my bed time.<\/P>
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Let’s say you’re an evil genius (perhaps, only 36% evil<\/A> as of the time of this post) and you want to make a big splash by destroying something.  You could aim small, like a cruise ship (see: Speed 2<\/A>), or perhaps a small island in the Florida keys (see: True Lies<\/A>) or even bigger, like the west coast of California (see: Superman<\/A>).<\/P>
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If you are, however, truly truely<\/EM> evil and you want to make a really really<\/EM> evil name for yourself, destoying life on earth, even all<\/EM><\/STRONG> life on earth, will not be quite enough.  You’ll need to set your sights much higher (think Darth Vader high): destroy the earth itself<\/A>.  Sam<\/A> has created a page examining some of the potential methods for destroying the earth<\/A> and evaluated them for feasibility.  His page<\/A> will prove invaluable if you are hatching your next big evil plan.<\/P>
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If, on the other hand, you aren’t evil but have a yen for science fiction and enjoy Douglas Adams-esque humor, you’ll find the site<\/A> a fun read.<\/P><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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