Paula<\/A> has been doing a fantastic job of getting healthy. She’s been exercising regularly, she’s been cooking healthy and, thankfully, she’s been encouraging me to eat well and exercise with her. Yesterday was a pretty good day for me for exercise and quantity of food. Typically I\u2019ll have a snack or two during the day and\/or have one really bad meal (e.g. hamburger, fries, soda and a milkshake) but yesterday I just had Wheaties (The Breakfast of ChampionsTM<\/SUP>), an Italian sandwich (which isn\u2019t especially healthy but I didn\u2019t pile chips and a soda), a small handful of GORP<\/A> and finally, for dinner, Paula<\/A> made whole-wheat pasta with vegetables on top (she makes it with a touch of butter, olive oil and some parmesan on top\u2026 healthy and tasty). After dinner Paula<\/A> made us go running. To top it off, I wound up staying up late (I blame Dick<\/A>, Trina<\/A> and Mike<\/a>) which would typically dictate a late-night-snack before going to bed, but I resisted the temptation and just went to bed with a glass of water.<\/P> All this clean living must have a payoff, right?<\/P> So here\u2019s the thing, I was out to breakfast eating my fruit cup when I realized the chef had screwed up and there was no fruit in my fruit cups (because if one fruit cup is good, two fruit cups are better). All I had was just the pastry containers. I wasn\u2019t sure if I was right in expecting fruit so I asked Ron Howard<\/A>, who was having breakfast with me, if he had fruit in his pastry cup. He confirmed it, I was missing my fruit. Ron was extraordinarily polite about it considering I really was making a fool of myself by teasing him mercilessly in front of Kiki Dee<\/A>. I was feeling pretty silly for making fun of Ron Howard<\/A> but things only got worse when the Roman centurions were unable to control the crowd after throwing gold and treasure into the audience. As the crowd spilled over into the center of the stadium the other gladiators and I were forced to grab the ropes of the Ligers<\/A> to prevent them from attacking the crowd. I figured if I could pull hard enough on the rope while planting my feet on the animal’s neck I\u2019d be able to keep it from biting me but it was still able to squirm around and get a hold of my leg. I compensated by sticking my foot in front of its face length-wise because I have size twelve and-a-half feet and it wouldn\u2019t be able to open its mouth that wide. Turns out it was very cute when it gnawed on my shoe.<\/P> I have the weirdest feakin\u2019 dreams. I think I\u2019ll go make myself some breakfast\u2026 and I\u2019m staying away from fruit cups for the foreseeable future.<\/P><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":" Paula has been doing a fantastic job of getting healthy. She’s been exercising regularly, she’s been cooking healthy and, thankfully, she’s been encouraging me to eat well and exercise with her. Yesterday was a pretty good day for me for exercise and quantity of food. Typically I\u2019ll have a snack or two during the day […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[4,6],"tags":[96],"class_list":["post-412","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-idle","category-idlelife","tag-idlelife"],"jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.little.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/412","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.little.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.little.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.little.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.little.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=412"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.little.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/412\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.little.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=412"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.little.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=412"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.little.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=412"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}
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