{"id":364,"date":"2006-01-14T06:28:43","date_gmt":"2006-01-14T06:28:43","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.little.org\/blog\/2006\/01\/14\/ImAnIdiot.aspx"},"modified":"2006-01-14T06:28:43","modified_gmt":"2006-01-14T06:28:43","slug":"im-an-idiot","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.little.org\/blog\/2006\/01\/14\/im-an-idiot\/","title":{"rendered":"I&#8217;m an idiot"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><P>True to form, I was in a hurry today for no particular reason, as a result fate smacked me in the back of the head.<\/P><br \/>\n<P>I took the day off today to go with Paula up to Sausalito to get some tile for our bathroom.&nbsp; On the way up there we were driving along highway 1 through San Francisco when the light in front of us turns yellow.&nbsp; The truck next to us wasn&#8217;t slowing down so I thought, &#8220;what the heck, I&#8217;ll keep going too&#8221;.<\/P><br \/>\n<P>There were two lights along the route with red light traffic cameras.&nbsp; That was one of them.&nbsp; There were two pretty flashes, one for the semi, one for me.&nbsp; Great.<\/P><br \/>\n<P>I guess the SF PD will be sending me a nice portrait via US Postal Service&#8230; I just hope my portrait turns out as nice as <a href=\"http:\/\/web.archive.org\/web\/20060115042311\/http:\/\/hahaha.com.au:80\/very.funny\/photos.htm\">Steve&#8217;s (see bottom of page).<\/a><\/P><IMG src=\"http:\/\/www.little.org\/blog\/content\/binary\/rlcamera-sign.jpg\" border=0><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>True to form, I was in a hurry today for no particular reason, as a result fate smacked me in the back of the head. I took the day off today to go with Paula up to Sausalito to get some tile for our bathroom.&nbsp; On the way up there we were driving along highway [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[27,6],"tags":[54,96],"class_list":["post-364","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-idlecars","category-idlelife","tag-idlecars","tag-idlelife"],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.little.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/364","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.little.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.little.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.little.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.little.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=364"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.little.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/364\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.little.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=364"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.little.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=364"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.little.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=364"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}