{"id":332,"date":"2006-03-24T22:44:01","date_gmt":"2006-03-24T22:44:01","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.little.org\/blog\/2006\/03\/24\/HelloFedEXIsThatYou.aspx"},"modified":"2006-03-24T22:44:01","modified_gmt":"2006-03-24T22:44:01","slug":"hello-fedex-is-that-you","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.little.org\/blog\/2006\/03\/24\/hello-fedex-is-that-you\/","title":{"rendered":"Hello? FedEX, is that you?"},"content":{"rendered":"

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I tell myself I’m working at home today because I had to take my dog to the vet.  My dog needed her teeth cleaned, nails cut and a mole removed.  I dropped her off this morning.  Since then I’ve been working at home, doing e-mail, making conference calls and obsessively hitting refresh on the FedEX tracking page for my new Xbox 360.<\/P>
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You all think I’m crazy.  All of you, except Mike<\/a> and Trina<\/A>.  Well… I don’t care what you think!  Just stay away from me… unless you’re wearing a purple and orange jumpsuit, in which case I have home-baked cookies for you, please hurry, they’re still warm.<\/P><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

I tell myself I’m working at home today because I had to take my dog to the vet.  My dog needed her teeth cleaned, nails cut and a mole removed.  I dropped her off this morning.  Since then I’ve been working at home, doing e-mail, making conference calls and obsessively hitting refresh on the FedEX […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[22],"tags":[134],"class_list":["post-332","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-idlevideo-games","tag-video-games"],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.little.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/332","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.little.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.little.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.little.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.little.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=332"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.little.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/332\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.little.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=332"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.little.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=332"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.little.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=332"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}