{"id":331,"date":"2006-03-25T17:40:01","date_gmt":"2006-03-25T17:40:01","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.little.org\/blog\/2006\/03\/25\/Moo.aspx"},"modified":"2006-03-25T17:40:01","modified_gmt":"2006-03-25T17:40:01","slug":"moo","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.little.org\/blog\/2006\/03\/25\/moo\/","title":{"rendered":"Moo"},"content":{"rendered":"

I ordered my Xbox 360, and was cheap so I ordered it shipped via ground<\/P>
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\"\"moo<\/P>
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I went to Mike<\/a>, told him to order an Xbox 360.  Go ahead and pick ground, that’s what I did.<\/P>
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\"\"moo<\/P>
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Mike<\/a> went to Dick<\/A>, told him to order an Xbox 360.  We had ours shipped via ground.  Dick<\/A> did the same… twice.<\/P>
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\"\"moo<\/P>
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\"\"moo<\/P>
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Now, because none of us were willing to spring for the extra few bucks for two-day delivery we are suffering through the weekend without our new toys.  All of us except Mike<\/a>, he pawed the ground a bit, dipped his head and charged through the pasture fence.  He scoured the countryside and, after trundling around a china shop called “Best Buy”, he found himself a 360 at Costco.<\/P>
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\"\"MOO!<\/P>
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At least our herd has a bull now.<\/P>
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Confused?  Read this: Moooooo<\/A><\/P>
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“Larry the Cow” artwork created by Matteo ‘Peach’ Pescarin<\/a> and shamelessly lifted from the gentoo user forums<\/A>.<\/P><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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