{"id":3202,"date":"2003-12-30T00:27:01","date_gmt":"2003-12-30T00:27:01","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.little.org\/blog\/2003\/12\/30\/GuiltyConscience.aspx"},"modified":"2003-12-30T00:27:01","modified_gmt":"2003-12-30T00:27:01","slug":"guilty-conscience","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.little.org\/blog\/2003\/12\/30\/guilty-conscience\/","title":{"rendered":"Guilty Conscience?"},"content":{"rendered":"


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Let’s say, for the sake of argument, you are a criminal.<\/SPAN><\/P>
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Let’s say you also have an inconveniently overactive conscience.<\/SPAN><\/P>
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To make things worse, you’re really, really lazy.<\/SPAN><\/P>
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What’s a thug to do?<\/SPAN><\/P>
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If you live in East Point, Georgia, I have the answer to your prayers:  just browse on over to the East Point Police Self-Arrest form<\/A>, fill out the appropriate details and you’ve just performed a citizen’s arrest… of yourself.<\/SPAN><\/P>
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(Yes I saw the disclaimer at the bottom so don’t bother e-mailing me :p)<\/FONT><\/SPAN><\/P><\/DIV><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

Let’s say, for the sake of argument, you are a criminal. Let’s say you also have an inconveniently overactive conscience. To make things worse, you’re really, really lazy. What’s a thug to do? If you live in East Point, Georgia, I have the answer to your prayers:  just browse on over to the East Point […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[24],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-3202","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-webweird"],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.little.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3202","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.little.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.little.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.little.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.little.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=3202"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.little.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3202\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.little.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=3202"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.little.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=3202"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.little.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=3202"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}