{"id":226,"date":"2007-04-18T21:48:28","date_gmt":"2007-04-18T21:48:28","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.little.org\/blog\/2007\/04\/18\/PainkillerJaneDud.aspx"},"modified":"2007-04-18T21:48:28","modified_gmt":"2007-04-18T21:48:28","slug":"painkiller-jane-dud","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.little.org\/blog\/2007\/04\/18\/painkiller-jane-dud\/","title":{"rendered":"Painkiller Jane: Dud"},"content":{"rendered":"

SciFi Channel: you owe me an hour.<\/p>\n

<\/a> <\/p>\n

Here’s the elevator pitch: take the cheerleader from Heroes<\/a>, stick her in a shadowy government agency like Sydney from Alias<\/a> and have them hunt super bad guys like Buffy from… well… Buffy<\/a>.<\/p>\n

I really wanted to like Painkiller Jane<\/a>… a hero who heals rapidly, bad guys with mind control powers and a group of bad-ass G-men protecting the world.  Combine that with some cool music and stylish cinematography and you can’t loose.<\/p>\n

You know there’s a “but” coming don’t you?  Here’s the thing: they hired creative writing students from the local community college to write the scripts.  I guess they needed to make sure there was money left over to hire someone to write little mini games for their web site.<\/p>\n

Look on the bright side, remember how you were trying to figure out if you should record the new SciFi channel show starring the sexy female terminator from T3<\/a> or a rerun of Myth Busters?  Problem solved. <\/p>\n

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