{"id":164,"date":"2008-06-13T19:50:58","date_gmt":"2008-06-13T19:50:58","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.little.org\/blog\/2008\/06\/13\/ThatsHowHealthWorks.aspx"},"modified":"2008-06-13T19:50:58","modified_gmt":"2008-06-13T19:50:58","slug":"thats-how-health-works","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.little.org\/blog\/2008\/06\/13\/thats-how-health-works\/","title":{"rendered":"That’s how health works"},"content":{"rendered":"

It’s stuff like this that makes e-mail fun at work.<\/p>\n

Tim<\/a> e-mailed to let the SharePoint team know he was working at home sick, this was the exchange we had…<\/p>\n

<\/font>Tim<\/strong><\/a>:<\/strong><\/p>\n

\n

Hi Team,<\/font><\/p>\n

I\u2019m going to stay at home with the germs. I heard that it was a popular pastime for the team these past couple weeks.<\/font><\/p>\n

Tomatoes are not to blame! Please, don\u2019t turn against them.<\/font><\/p>\n

And don\u2019t worry too much about me; I took a vitamin (Flintstones COMPLETE [More COMPLETE with Choline]) , so everything should be fine.<\/font><\/p>\n

Sincerely,
-Tim<\/font><\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n

<\/p>\n

Reeves<\/strong>:<\/p>\n

\n

Since Fred is bigger than Barney is he more nutritious? <\/font><\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n

Tim<\/a><\/strong><\/p>\n

\n

I\u2019d have to assume that Fred\u2019s additional mass of chalk and artificial sweetner contributes no nutritional value.<\/font><\/p>\n

I imagine molds of many characters, each receiving the same miniscule scoop of vitamins and minerals, moving down a conveyer to a second, varying-sized treatment of filler.<\/font><\/p>\n

I don\u2019t know if they do anything to even out the nutritive content. Perhaps they\u2019re all liquids that eventually bake or cool.<\/font><\/p>\n

When they\u2019re formed, they go into a bottle and then I eat them.<\/font><\/p>\n

That\u2019s how health works.<\/font><\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n

\n

You want to know the rest of what’s in Flintstones<\/a>?<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

It’s stuff like this that makes e-mail fun at work. Tim e-mailed to let the SharePoint team know he was working at home sick, this was the exchange we had… Tim: Hi Team, I\u2019m going to stay at home with the germs. I heard that it was a popular pastime for the team these past […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[6],"tags":[96],"class_list":["post-164","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-idlelife","tag-idlelife"],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.little.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/164","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.little.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.little.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.little.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.little.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=164"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.little.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/164\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.little.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=164"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.little.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=164"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.little.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=164"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}