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<\/a>\nNew Year\u2019s Eve 2007\/8<\/em><\/p>\n
While I don\u2019t have to worry about the sleep deprivation or hangover there still is post-party fallout to deal with: going into work and facing the inevitable \u201cso… what did you do for New Year\u2019s Eve?\u201d<\/p>\n
Well, I, for one, am not going to worry this year. I\u2019m going to party my socks off.<\/p>\n
At least, as far as you know.<\/p>\n
Lay the ground work<\/h4>\n
You can\u2019t just roll into a night of non-partying unprepared, you will have to get your act together first.<\/p>\n
1. Make sure everyone knows you\u2019re serious about tonight<\/p>\n
With all the twittering, facebooking, texting, etc. going on these days, you can\u2019t just show up to your fake party unannounced. First thing you need to do is publicize how excited you are about the upcoming festivities. Make sure it\u2019s suitably vague but extraordinarily enthusiastic. I recommend the use of caps and exclamation points.<\/p>\n
\u201cI\u2019m SOOOO stoked for tonight!!!!!\u201d<\/p>\n
2. Do a little alibi building<\/p>\n
These days people don\u2019t just expect you to have fun, they expect you to prove it. Any party animal worth their salt leaves a wake of twitpics, facebook albums and confetti where ever they go. To get ready, take your camera, wait until it\u2019s dark out, then step outside and take a picture of yourself. Most party pictures are the same: bright flash and dark background.\u00a0 Smile like you\u2019re having fun and you can pass off the dark background as just about anywhere. Plus, the dark background allows you to stick yourself into other party pics as needed.<\/p>\n
People now expect you to be partying, and you have photos to back it up with some good times. The key is to keep your fans in the loop throughout the evening. Since watching Golden Girls then nodding off at 8:30 isn\u2019t going to cut it, you\u2019ll need to get some fun ready before you turn in. Fortunately you won\u2019t need to stay up late, you\u2019ll just need to have your computer do the partying for you. Set up a bunch of \u201cparking sucks!\u201d, \u201cawesome fireworks!\u201d and \u201ci\u2019m soo drbunk\u201d e-mails and then have your e-mail client or a web service like time cave<\/a> trickle out the evidence over the course of the night.<\/p>\n Having a little bit of \u201creal fun\u201d couldn\u2019t hurt either. Satellite, cable TV and even the interwebs give you a great opportunity to still ring in the new year, just celebrate with your fellow humans a few time zones to your east. Here on the west coast I was free to count down the new year\u2019s ball drop in Times Square with my buddy Ryan Seacrest. Just don\u2019t forget, this is also an opportunity for some more party evidence: turn up the volume on your TV and get a little video of you counting down, cheering and singing \u201cOld Ironsides\u201d (or whatever that once-a-year song is). Just be sure to keep the video tight on you, show just the ceiling or the TV behind you. If you don\u2019t have a partner-in-crime to smooch, just fumble the camera to your chest like you\u2019re getting unexpected hugs. Either that or you can kiss your cats.<\/p>\n What\u2019s a good time without a bit of lasting pain? When you get up on January first be sure to complain to all your virtual friends. Depending on how hard you \u201cpartied\u201d you can make a post about anything from how tired you are to your splitting headache to how you woke up next to a tranny.<\/p>\n One request: if you do plan on waking up next to a tranny, please friend me first. I really want to see the reactions.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":" As the years go by I get more and more blas\u00e9 about celebrating New Year\u2019s Eve. I\u2019m not quite at the point where I need to whip out the walker, but staying up to midnight just to so I can shout \u201cWoo! Goodnight!\u201d doesn\u2019t have the appeal it used to. New Year\u2019s Eve 2007\/8 While […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[6],"tags":[96],"class_list":["post-113","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-idlelife","tag-idlelife"],"jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.little.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/113","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.little.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.little.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.little.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.little.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=113"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.little.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/113\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.little.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=113"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.little.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=113"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.little.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=113"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}![\"\"](\"http:\/\/pictures.little.org\/Hobbies\/Photoshop\/PhotoChop\/PartyCrash\/754220927_xtCEz-S.jpg\")
<\/a><\/p>\nParty like you mean it<\/h4>\n
Seal the deal<\/h4>\n