Bumper Stickers

• Save the trees.... Wipe your butt with an owl.
• Honk if you've never seen an Uzi fired from a car window
• Seen on the back of a biker's vest: If you can read this, my wife fell off.
• Fight Crime: Shoot Back!
• If you can read this, please flip me back over... (seen upside down,on a Jeep)
• Please tell your pants it's not polite to point.
• A pat on the back is only a few centimeters from a kick in the ass.
• Never raise your hands to your kids; it leaves your groin unprotected.
• Feel safe tonight ... Sleep with a cop.
• Remember folks: Stop lights timed for 35mph are also timed for 70mph
• GUYS: No shirt, no service. GALS: No shirt, no charge.
• If walking is so good for you, then why does my mailman look like Jabba the Hut??
• Impotence: Nature's way of saying "No hard feelings"
• I didn't fight my way to the top of the food chain to be a vegetarian.
• We have enough youth, how about a fountain of smart?
• Axe me about Ebonics
• Boldly going nowhere
• Cat: The other white meat
• CAUTION - Driver legally blonde
• Don't be sexist - broads hate that!
• Eat Well, Stay Fit, Die Anyway
• He's not dead, He's electroencephalographically challenged
• If at first you don't succeed, skydiving is not for you
• If you can't dazzle them with brilliance, riddle them with bullets
• If you lived in your car, you'd be home by now
• WARNING! Driver only carries $20.00 in ammunition
• What has four legs and an arm? A happy pit bull.
• Keep honking, I'm reloading.