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Adapter: the part you don't have

AOL: see Downtime

ASSIGN: an omen

Binary: slang for a bisexual canary

Buffer: nude surfer

Client side: customer's point of view

Com: tranquil

Copy: police-like

CTTY: what happens in a topless club

DMA: the matriarch; the mother

Double click: a small and exclusive group of twins

Drag and Drop: how to dispose of a body

Encryption: entombment

Ethernet: anesthetic mesh

Floppy drive: no libido

General Protection Fault: a broken condom

Groupware: similarly worn fashions for more than one person

GUI Interface: the climax of fellatio

Hypertext: words written under the influence of caffeine

IEEE: the sound one makes when a General Protection Fault occurs

Internet: what most commercially desirable fish end up doing

IRC: to annoy

Mail server: prostitute

MAU: Sha Na Na lyric

MIC: slang for Irish

Mime-compliant: Marcel Marceau-friendly

Modem: what you did to get rid of the dandelions

Monitor: a species of large lizard

Mouse Pad: slang for a timid person's domicile

Netscape: when a commercially desirable fish frees itself

Ohm: chant

Packet: what you do to a suitcase

PING: half of a game of table-tennis

Plug and Play: sex

PPP: bladder infection

SAP: new computer buyer

SMTP: a tent made of hides or bark used for exotic sex practices

Tape Backup: what you do when something taped falls down

Token Ring: toy surprise in a box of Cracker Jacks

Troubleshooting: L.A. drive-by