More points to ponder.....

• What is the speed of dark?
• When you're sending someone Styrofoam, what do you pack it in?
• Why are there Braille signs on drive-up ATM's?
• If women wear a pair of pants, a pair of glasses, and a pair of earrings, why don't they wear a pair of bras?
• How come you never hear about gruntled employees?
• What is a "free" gift? Aren't all gifts free?
• After eating, do amphibians have to wait one hour before getting out of the water?
• If white wine goes with fish, do white grapes go with sushi?
• What's another word for synonym?
• If someone with multiple personalities threatens to kill himself, is it considered a hostage situation?
• When sign makers go on strike, what is written on their picket signs?
• Where do forest rangers go to "get away from it all"?
• Why isn't there mouse-flavored cat food?
• Why are builders afraid to have a 13th floor and planes don't have a row 13, but book publishers aren't afraid to have a Chapter 11?
• How can there be self-help groups?
• Why do you need a driver's license to buy liquor when you can't drink and drive?
• Why are cigarettes sold in gas stations when smoking is prohibited there?
• If a cow laughed, would milk come out her nose?
• Why are there interstate highways in Hawaii?
• Why is it that when you transport something by car, its called a shipment, but when you transport something by ship, its called cargo?
• Why do we play in recitals and recite in plays?
• Why isn't phonetic spelled the way it sounds?
• Where are Preparations A through G?
• Are there seeing eye humans for blind dogs?
• If knees were backwards, what would chairs look like?
• When you open a new bag of cotton balls, are you supposed to throw the top one away?
• When your pet bird sees you reading the newspaper, does he wonder why you're just sitting there, staring at carpeting?
• What happened to the first 6 "ups"?
• If an orange is orange, why isn't a lime called a green or a lemon called a yellow?
• Why does your nose run, and your feet smell?
• If olive oil comes from olives, where does baby oil come from?
• Hermits have no peer pressure.
• Whenever I think of the past, it brings back so many memories...
• There's a fine line between fishing and just standing on the shore like an idiot..
• How much deeper would the ocean be if sponges didn't live there?
• What a nice night for an evening.
• When I was in high school, I got in trouble with my girlfriend's Dad. He said, "I want my daughter back by 8:15." I said, "The middle of August? Cool!"
• Did Washington just flash a quarter for his ID?
• I just got skylights put in my place. The people who live above me are furious.
• I live on a one-way dead-end street.
• It doesn't matter what temperature a room is, it's always room temperature.
• Yesterday, my eyeglass prescription ran out.
• I was hitchhiking the other day and a hearse stopped. I said, "No thanks-I'm not going that far."
• I played a blank tape on full volume. The mime who lives next door complained.
• Why in a country of free speech, are there phone bills?
• When a man talks dirty to a woman, it's sexual harassment. When a woman talks dirty to a man, it's $3.95 per minute.