For Pondering:

• If a parsley farmer is sued, can they garnish his wages?
• Would a fly without wings be called a walk?
• Can you be a closet claustrophobic?
• If the funeral procession is at night, do folks drive with their lights off?
• If a stealth bomber crashes in a forest, will it make a sound?
• When it rains, why don't sheep shrink?
• If the cops arrest a mime, do they tell her she has the right to remain silent?
• Why is the word abbreviation so long?
• If a book about failures doesn't sell, is it a success?
• Do cemetery workers prefer the graveyard shift?
• What do you do when you discover an endangered animal that eats only endangered plants?
• Do hungry crows have ravenous appetites?
• Is it possible to be totally partial?
• What's another word for thesaurus?
• When companies ship Styrofoam, what do they pack it in?
• If it's tourist season, why can't we shoot them?
• Why do they sterilize the needles for lethal injections?
• Why is there an expiration date on sour cream?
• Why do kamikaze pilots wear helmets?
• How do you know when it's time to tune your bagpipes?
• Is it true that cannibals don't eat clowns because they taste funny?
• When you choke a smurf, what color does it turn?
• Do they have reserved parking for non-handicapped people at the Special Olympics?
• Why do they call it a TV set when you only get one?
• Do radioactive cats have 18 half-lives?
• If you shoot a mime, should you use a silencer?
• What was the best thing before sliced bread?
• Why doesn't Congress pass a law forcing monkeys at the zoo to wear dark glasses so they can no longer hypnotize the innocent?