Top 50 OXYMORONS

  

   50. Act naturally

   49. Found missing

   48. Resident alien

   47. Advanced BASIC

   46. Genuine imitation

   45. Airline Food

   44. Good grief

   43. Same difference

   42. Almost exactly

   41. Government organization

   40. Sanitary landfill

   39. Alone together

   38. Legally drunk

   37. Silent scream

   36. British fashion

   35. Living dead

   34. Small crowd

   33. Business ethics

   32. Soft rock

   31. Butt Head

   30. Military Intelligence

   29. Software documentation

   28. New York culture

   27. New classic

   26. Sweet sorrow

   25. Childproof

   24. "Now, then ..."

   23. Synthetic natural gas

   22. Christian Scientists

   21. Passive aggression

   20. Taped live

   19. Clearly misunderstood

   18. Peace force

   17. Extinct Life

   16. Temporary tax increase

   15. Computer jock

   14. Plastic glasses

   13. Terribly pleased

   12. Computer security

   11. Political science

   10. Tight slacks

   9. Definite maybe

   8. Pretty ugly

   7. Twelve-ounce pound cake

   6. Diet ice cream

   5. Rap music

   4. Working vacation

   3. Exact estimate

   2. Religious tolerance

  

   And the Number one top OXYMORON:

  

   1. Microsoft Works