14) You decide to show the boss YOUR version of a "golden parachute."
13) Bernie from accounting says, "Slow down, pal. This ain't no Kennedy reunion!"
12) The people in charge of the Diversity Program don't seem to care much for your Buckwheat impersonation.
11) You resurrect that old "Pull My Finger" routine for the folks from the home office.
10) Your overly enthusiastic karaoke rendition of Michael Jackson's "Beat It" lands you in jail for public lewdness.
9) You organize an "Armpit Orchestra" to play "Hail to the Chief" when the CEO arrives. Good ol' Jimmy B.
8) You offer to teach the boss your procedure for making "Butt Xeroxes."
7) You attempt to qualify for the 3 legged race -- solo.
6) You remember *what* to kiss, but forget *whose*.
5) Evidently a bear's not the only one who can shit in the woods.
4) You keep calling your boss "Boo-Boo" and bugging him to help you look for "pic-a-nic" baskets.
3) Last words you utter before passing out? "Slide, you fat bastard! Slide!"
2) Everytime CEO pauses during big speech you scream, "FREEBIRD!!"
and the Number 1 Sign You've Had Too Much To Drink at Your Company Picnic...
1) "But everybody pees in the pool!" (not from the diving board, my friend)