You are a child of the 80's if....

• You know what a "burnout" is.
• You know what "Sike" means.
• You know the profound meaning of "Wax on, Wax off".
• You know that another name for a keyboard is a"Synthesizer".
• You wanted to be a Goonie.
• You know who Max Headroom is.
• You ever wore fluorescent, neon if you will, clothing.
• You could breakdance, or wish you could.
• You wanted to be The Hulk for Halloween.
• Partying "like it's 1999" seemed SO far away.
• You wanted to be on StarSearch.
• You can remember what Michael Jackson looked like before his nose fell off.
• You wore a banana clip at some point during your youth, or knew someone who did.
• You knew what Willis was "talkin' ‘bout".
• You HAD to have your MTV
• You hold a special place in your heart for "Back to the Future".
• You thought Molly Ringwald was REALLY cool.
• You actually thought "Dirty Dancing" was a REALLY good movie.
• You heard of Garbage Pail Kids.
• You knew "The Artist" when he was humbly called "Prince".
• You remember when ATARI was a state of the art video game system.
• You own any cassettes.
• You were led to believe that in the year 2000 we'd all be living on the moon.
• You remember And/or own any of the CareBear Glass collection from Pizza Hut.
• Or any other stupid collection they came out with.
• Poltergeist freaked you out.
• You carried your lunch to school in a Gremlins or an ET lunchbox.
• You have ever pondered why Smurfette was the ONLY female smurf.
• You know what a Doozer is.
• You wore biker shorts underneath a short skirt and felt stylish, or knew someone who did.
• You ever had a Swatch Watch.
• You can name the members of Duran Duran
• You remember when Saturday Night Live was funny.
• You had WonderWoman or Superman underoos.
• You know what a "Whammee" is.
• You had a crush on Jon Bon Jovi, or knew someone who did.