Bruce's Problem

Bruce goes to the doctor and says "Doc, I'm having trouble getting my penis erect. Can you help me?" After a complete examination, the doctor tells him, "Well the problem with you is that the muscles around the base of your penis are damaged. There's really nothing I can do for you unless you are willing to try an experimental treatment." Bruce asks sadly, "What is the treatment?" "Well" the doctor explains, "What we would do is take the muscles from the trunk of a baby elephant and implant them in your penis." Bruce thought about it for a while. He then says "The thought of going through life without ever having sex again is too much to bear. Let's go for it."

A few weeks after the operation Bruce is given the green light to use his newly improved equipment. He plans a romantic evening with a girl that he has been dying to ask out for a while but didn't dare until now. They go to a very nice restaurant in the city. In the middle of dinner he feels a stirring between his legs that continues to the point of being uncomfortable, To release the pressure he unzips his fly under the table thinking nobody is going to see anyway. His penis suddenly springs from his pants, grabs a dinner roll from the table and returns to his pants. His date was completely stunned at first but then says with a sly smile, "That was incredible! Can you do that again?" Bruiser replied, "Well, I guess so, but I don't think I can fit another dinner roll up my ass."