I flew back from Redmond tonight on Alaska Air flight 594 and you’ll never believe who was at the controls… Captain Kirk! He appears to have replaced his navigator, however… Chekhov was nowhere to be found.
The first three hours of parking at Downtown Disney is free with validation.
Reeves: “Can you validate me?”
Waiter: “You’re a wonderful human being.”
Thomas: They say the walls of asylums are painted green to make the patients feel calm. Is that really true?
God: Do you feel calm?
… my dog doesn’t understand sarcasm.