Hey, cool, I could time share a Learjet from FlexJet for $4,600 a month!  That's pretty spendy, but much lower than I'd expect, so I decided to take a closer look at the ad in USA Today (America's “I wouldn't read it if it wasn't for the Hotel giving it to me” newspaper).

INTRODUCING A REVOLUTION IN FRACTIONAL JET OWNERSHIP.  For as little as $4,600 per month,*...

Okay, there's the “*”, I knew there'd be a catch.  What's the extra damage?  There's a monthly management fee of $6,485 and an hourly rate of $1,760.  I love it that their monthly fee has additional monthly fees.

You know guys, you could get many more customers if you just said:

INTRODUCING FREE FRACTIONAL JET OWNERSHIP.  For nothing a month*...

I knew for sure I was in Redmond this morning when the local TV station's weather forecast was "mild damp".  I suppose if you're a weather forecaster up here you need to be able to say more than "hey, it's going to rain."

On a related note, there really might not be all that many Eskimo words for snow.

I finally got off by lazy butt and processed all my waiting picture a day pictures adding almost a month's worth of pictures to the gallery (including a picture of a very thrilled commuter, hi Rob).

I still need to add descriptions... baby steps.

After a week of being on my own and mildly crazy, my beautiful wife is back to keep me company.  She had fun with her friends but I'm glad she's back.  Yay!

Travel John has the answer for the wandering coffee addict, it's the disposable urinal bag.  Rumor has it these handy gel packs are standard equipment in PacBell trucks.

It's a clever idea... but did they have to make the page yellow?

... they'd have protection against mind control as well.

These guys have managed to protect their money from government snooping, but their brains are still exposed.  Will they never learn?

As with many things in my life, I've mixed feelings about this one...

I'm not fond of killing animals... but blowing stuff up is cool!

Here it is... the Rodenator.  Inspired by Caddy Shack, the inventor created a system that pumps propane and oxygen into the homes of burrowing animals... then ignites the mixture with impressive results.

Check out their videos page... then go make a donation to PETA if you feel dirty.

I got a new shirt for my birthday, I know it's a quality shirt...

it comes with an extra button hole in case I loose one.