No, it ain't Wallace and Grommit, kiddies.

 

... it's groovy man.

 

Ah, the genious of the web and the idiocy of crowds

 

What's better than cool? Instant Cool! You must check out this Wushu video.

 

I simply don't have the attention span for this kind of task: a Lego harpsichord. Two years in the making, this plastic pre-piano really plays pretty parts.

 

Trivial! Yeah, but it's a bunch of cool knowledge you can't get anywhere else. Drop in on The Straight Dope to get a whole mess of impressive stuff to tell your friends (especially if your friends like vomitorium trivia).

 

Are you a geek? C'mon, it's not that bad, beats being a nerd. Geeks can be cool in their own way, but nerds, well, you know... At any rate... go get some geek humor from User Friendly Comics, you'll be glad you did. Embrace your inner geek.

 

You wanna hear the story? I was always amused at how many people put their e-mail address as "John@Doe.com" in NNTP forums. Noting that doe.com wasn't registered I decided to be THE john@doe.com, yeah, I'm a geek (I have personalized plates to match too). So you see, I'm attached to the domain.

Is it for sale? Sure, everything is. Come to me with 7 figures and we'll talk.:D