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Monday, May 08, 2006

Yay! Someone has agreed to buy my Corvette!

If only the world were a nicer place

And they're going to make it really easy on me too! I'm so excited I could just spit:

Greetings, Everything sounds well and I must commend that the ( 2001 Corvette Convertible, very low mileage, Mag Red, Six Speed ) in excellent condition and am okay with the prize i will like to know it f. i was locate in PA Reading city . For convenient and easy transaction, I have a liable shipping agent who'd be responsible for the shipping as soon as you get the money to ur account for the ( 2001 Corvette Convertible, very low mileage, Mag Red, Six Speed ).I will therefore need the following information of yours to forward wire the money to u. your BAnk Name........ Bank ADDRESSL.. ACCOUNT NUMBER ...... ROUNTING NUMBER.. CELL/OFFICE/HOME PHONE NUMBER. I await your soonest reply.

The mail came from a Canadian Yahoo account, I guess that explains the typos and lack of command on the English language.

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Posted by Reeves May 8, 2006

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Thursday, May 11, 2006 8:17:41 AM (Pacific Standard Time, UTC-08:00)

Canadians, in my own experience, actually have a better command of the English language, buddy. Not too mention most of them can speak French as well identify other countries on a map.

Thursday, May 11, 2006 1:16:11 PM (Pacific Standard Time, UTC-08:00)

Ah... that reminds me of one of my favorite jokes:

Q: What do you call someone who speaks three languages?
A: Tri-lingual

Q: What do you call someone who speaks two languages?
A: Bi-lingual

Q: What do you call someone who speaks one language?
A: An American

(I think I only find that funny because I speak English, French and German).

To our Canadian neighbors up north, I'm sorry if you found my post offensive. I was hoping the sheer insanity of it all would make you realize that there wasn't an ounce of seriousness in any of it (so please, someone buy my Corvette).