I ordered my Xbox 360, and was cheap so I ordered it shipped via ground

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I went to Mike, told him to order an Xbox 360.  Go ahead and pick ground, that's what I did.

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Mike went to Dick, told him to order an Xbox 360.  We had ours shipped via ground.  Dick did the same... twice.

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Now, because none of us were willing to spring for the extra few bucks for two-day delivery we are suffering through the weekend without our new toys.  All of us except Mike, he pawed the ground a bit, dipped his head and charged through the pasture fence.  He scoured the countryside and, after trundling around a china shop called "Best Buy", he found himself a 360 at Costco.

MOO!

At least our herd has a bull now.

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"Larry the Cow" artwork created by Matteo 'Peach' Pescarin and shamelessly lifted from the gentoo user forums.