# Friday, April 03, 2009

What are the odds this Mini driver is a PM who attends a lot of loosely scheduled meetings?

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# Wednesday, November 07, 2007

... because this may take a while.

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# Tuesday, June 05, 2007

When Paula and I were back in California for her graduation we had a really good time seeing the old, familiar sites and an especially good time hanging out with friends.

I've gotten pretty good at taking self portraits with just Paula and me... but I have yet to master taking self portraits with more people.  I do, actually, kind of like this goof when I tried to take a picture of Dick, Trina and myself and I could help but add a little something extra...

I suppose I really need to get the rest of the pictures up, don't I? 

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# Wednesday, March 07, 2007

My mind is just way too literal sometimes...

Our lady smart ass

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# Thursday, February 22, 2007

Leaving the house this AM I saw a smoking truck parked across the street, but the smoke wasn't what drew my attention, it was the sound.  The small delivery van was idling fast and didn't sound the least bit healthy.  The van had smoking coming out the tailpipe, but not much worse than you'd expect from a diesel.  It didn't, however, look or sound like it was going to make it very far at all. 

Here's what made stand and stare: The driver got out, walked around back and looked at the smoking tailpipe.  Satisfied it was okay he left van running, locked it and walked off.  Here's the thing... it sounded like the accelerator was stuck half-way down (at least), it was smoking badly and the guy just locks the van and goes (presumably) to find help... with the van still running!  It wasn't the brightest move.  The van continued to run at high idle... smoking more and more.  It got to the point that it looked like a James Bond smokescreen and cars had to stop for fear of driving through the dense cloud and hitting something. 

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The driver was gone for several minutes before there was a bang and smoke started coming out from under the hood as well as from the tailpipe.  When he came hurrying back with someone in tow and the driver decided it would now be a good time to turn off the truck.  Genius.

Smoking van

Pop quiz hot shot: turn off the van or leave it running and walk away?

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# Monday, January 08, 2007

... but I suppose some parents may need the extra cleaning power of the "scrape it clean" for their child changing.

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Overseen in the baby products aisle at our local super store.

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# Thursday, December 21, 2006

I was going to the Developer One web site to download an update and I noticed this snowman on their page… is it flipping me off?

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# Wednesday, October 11, 2006

I feel sorry for the US postal worker who has to hike up the hill to this house... in Salzburg Austria.

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# Friday, September 15, 2006

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Do you think they publish fortnightly or monthly?

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# Tuesday, September 12, 2006

But clown vans are even more scary.

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Click for larger view... IF YOU DARE (dum dum DUM!).

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# Monday, September 11, 2006

Pictures we took at Ground Zero when we visited in December of 2001.

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More on SmugMug.

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# Friday, August 18, 2006

Bug Bash started life as an internal MS comic strip by cartoonist and program manager, Hans Bjordahl.  It has a ton of great commentary on the software development process and has also been available outside MS for a while now.  My favorite series of strips is a set of "Meeting Busters - Surefire ways to sink your meeting".  Within that series, there is this beautiful cell: 

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Some more back story: when we lived in Colorado my wife (well... girlfriend at the time) and I loved Hans Bjordahl's comics in the University of Colorado school paper (I wasn't going to college there, Paula was).  When I started work for Microsoft I noticed the "Bug Bash" comic in our internal newspaper had the same character style (which led me to dig up the old clippings I had... and lo!).  When Hans left Microsoft this year I worried we'd loose the regular dose of laughing at the software development industry but Hans has continued to write and publish Bug Bash (this was the only sentence without a parenthetical).

I was reminded of it this morning when I came across a CNet article (from February) on how the Internet is changing the business of cartoonists.  Tag line:

"See you in the funny pages" takes on a new meaning for cartoon artists who are making a home on the Web.

Here are direct links to the Meeting Busters strips:

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# Sunday, August 13, 2006

Fire extinguishers...

Irony extinguishers

... housed in an old fireplace.

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# Tuesday, July 25, 2006

The political pundits are all arguing over the cause Americas loss of respect in the world's eyes. Is it our hawkish executive office? Is it religious tension stirred up by extremists?

No. It's the crap we export. This is the way Irish people see America in the grocery stores over here:

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Rolling Rock: the Pinto of Beers

Rolling Rock beer and Fetzer wine.

Think of it in micro-terms: America is New York and Ireland is New Jersey... all the garbage alcohol gets shipped here.

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# Monday, July 10, 2006

This is a real cup holder.


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Aparently Buick felt the target audience of their rendezvous would be driving around drinking bottles of wine.

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# Sunday, July 09, 2006

Rob shows off his son's dancing chops.  Not bad for four months old.

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# Monday, June 19, 2006

We were at the wedding of our friend Leo and I noticed this signage at the entrance to the wedding hall.


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# Monday, June 12, 2006

How do they do it?


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# Thursday, June 08, 2006

I suppose this helps explain why I feel guilty after eating a Big Mac.


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Picture courtesy of Phillip Holmes of Shane Griffin images.

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# Tuesday, June 06, 2006

This is the top shelf of our fridge ...


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... and we don't even drink beer.

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# Saturday, April 15, 2006
Doesn't this just make your mouth water?

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# Thursday, April 06, 2006
I was helping my friend Phillip set up his new Buffalo Airstation when I was presented with a wonderful configuration confirmation... a friendly looking chef surrounded by a bunch of Japanese text. So, either his new router is setup correctly, or he just won a lifetime supply of Udon.

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# Wednesday, March 22, 2006
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# Wednesday, March 01, 2006

It's eye catching... but, still, would you hire them?


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# Saturday, February 04, 2006

I've been going to town uploading pictures to our smugmug site... and I came across this:

The for sale portion amused me... but I forgot to post the picture.  Better late than never.  Good thing that sudden ice age didn't hit.

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# Tuesday, January 17, 2006
Don't settle for just any podiatrist, make sure your new doctor has a specialty.

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# Tuesday, May 17, 2005

I say Ketchup, you say Catsup, let's call the whole thing off.

But wait... something new on the horizon?  Here's just the thing for people looking for that special condiment to set off their latest culinary creation:

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Yummy, banana ketchup.  Now public schools can ensure our under-fed youth get their requisite serving of both fruits and vegetables simply by dousing cafeteria french fries with this compound condiment.

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# Monday, April 18, 2005

...does "Virgin Water" really sound appealing?

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Perhaps it just needs a catchy slogan:
   Virgin H20: Fresh squeezed from the world's finest virgins.
   Virgin H20: Like holy water, only better.
   Virgin H20: Now in plastic containers... because no one wants their Virgin Water to break.

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# Wednesday, April 06, 2005

We took a ferry when we were on vacation last week...

It had an impressive steel door to the bridge...

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... and an impressive security sign...

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... and an impressive slide lock...

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... on the non-secure side.

I guess if you're dumb enough to try to hijack this ferry you'll likely be stymied by this marvel of modern security.

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# Thursday, March 31, 2005

Sunscreen on the arms? Check.
Sunscreen on the face? Check.
Sunscreen on that thinning spot on the top of the head?  Check.

Sunscreen on the tops of the feet?  CRAP!

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# Thursday, March 10, 2005

Aditya and Omar only made it 10ft from the conference room before they felt the need to start working again... they worked a bit then walked the next 10ft to their offices.

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No, I don't know how Aditya keeps the laptop there... I suspect the legs of his jeans are covered with rosin.

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# Monday, March 07, 2005

I was at a special Microsoft campus recently and had the distinct privilege of being allowed into the top secret research wing.  The most interesting work being done at this facility is Microsoft Research's ultra-secret experimentation with worm holes.

If anyone asks, you didn’t hear it from me.

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The building name has been blurred out, of course, for security reasons (click for larger version).

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# Friday, December 10, 2004

Ice Cube... and... A Ditty.

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# Sunday, November 21, 2004

Took this picture a few months ago when The Day After Tomorrow was going to start playing in theaters in the coming weekend (phew).

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# Sunday, October 17, 2004

I made Mike back up so I could see this again...

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# Thursday, June 24, 2004

This, um... "enthusiastic" fellow was seen sitting in the front window of Jamba Juice in Downtown Disney:

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# Wednesday, June 23, 2004

... and especially if you've been drinking, this kind of thing is really funny.

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Perhaps they really know their customers.

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# Monday, November 18, 2002
No, the drugs weren't freely available in the 60's... http://homepage.mac.com/celkjer/iMovieTheater2.html
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# Friday, November 08, 2002
What's better than cool? Instant Cool! You must check out this Wushu video.
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