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Tech

Internets is kerbusted

Well, not just the wonderful system of pipes… no TV or phone either. Since we get all our digital from Comcast, in addition to no you tube, there’s no boob tube.

And then there was that thing with mirror earlier tonight. You know what that means… seven more years of low bandwidth on a small cell screen.


Broken mirror

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Idle

This is how every workday should start…

… working in a comfy chair, fire blazing and my puppy happily passed out by my side.

Dog by the fire

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Idle

Listen to Grammy

Chacho Puebla engaged in a little thought experiment, wondering "what kind of advice will I give to my grandkids". Not content to be all deep and brainy on his own, he proceeded to collaborate with his sister and great-aunt to produce a boffo set of pictures and he made my week with this:

Don't think... (cc) Chacho Puebla

There’s a whole bucket of awesome waiting, so please head over the river and through the woods to get the rest of Chacho’s Grandmother Tips.

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Web

Advertising 101

Pursue a degree in psychology, learn why pictures of unhappy people don’t really help you sell a product.

 

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Idle

Burgers the size of your head

Trina, Paula and I had lunch at XXX Drive-in today and I made the mistake of ordering the XXX Burger. I think I should have read more carefully.


Massive XXX burger

I managed to get through about two thirds of it. Tasty, but huge.

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Idle

I don’t often make huevos rancheros…

… but when I do, they have a mustache.


huevos rancheros

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Idle

Fountain? Smoke machine?

While shopping for gravel and pavers we came across this cool fountain that generates fog and traps it under a dome of flowing water.

We didn’t bother asking for a price for fear that I would starve to death. Not that it’s outrageously expensive, it’s just that I would end up spending all my day with my hands in the water and forget to eat.

That and I can only have Deep Purple running through my head for so long before I go crazy.

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Idle Web

The best spot on the beach

Looking for just the right place to stretch out and relax? Make sure you arrive early so you can pick out the most comfortable photographer.

Seal sleeps on photog video
Charlie and the seal
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Idle

That sounds delicious…

… what’s in the sauce?

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Oh yes sir, that’s an excellent choice. For our sauce we use only the finest, organic, free-range maître d’s.

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Idle

Barber anxiety

Are you always nervous that your new haircut isn’t going to turn out okay?

We’ve got your back.


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