Here’s how my brain works:

1. Paula sends me an instant message asking my schedule tonight
2. I tell her I have to finish some slides
3. Paula tells me she’s going to take a short nap, so don’t call when I’m coming home, just e-mail
4. I say okay, then I think: “e-mail”
5. Then I think: Homestar Runner saying “e-mail”
6. Then I think: I want to look at a thing in a bag
7. Then I watch this:

The thing in the bag, “it’s friggin’ awesome!”