I thought it was tough when my teachers made me sit in the corner... at least they didn't have the class beat the snot out of me.

SEAGOVILLE, Texas -- Elementary school students say that a teacher made them line up and slap a classmate.

But wait... that's not all.  Here's the real insanity:

Parents in the district are shocked by the allegations.

They had me going but the story lost all credibility when it implied the parents were actually paying attention to what their children do in school.