Let's say, for the sake of argument, you are a criminal.

Let's say you also have an inconveniently overactive conscience.

To make things worse, you're really, really lazy.

What's a thug to do?

If you live in East Point, Georgia, I have the answer to your prayers:  just browse on over to the East Point Police Self-Arrest form, fill out the appropriate details and you’ve just performed a citizen’s arrest... of yourself.

(Yes I saw the disclaimer at the bottom so don’t bother e-mailing me :p)