Killer product for plant killers

Here’s a really cool product for people who like to travel or who simply forget to water their plants:  DriWater is a gel made of water and vegetable matter which, when it comes in contact with dry soil, will become water.

To use, simply water your plant well then wrap one of these gel-noodles around the base.  DriWater comes in 30 and 90 day varieties as well as other flavors targeted at professionals.

Guilty Conscience?

Let’s say, for the sake of argument, you are a criminal.

Let’s say you also have an inconveniently overactive conscience.

To make things worse, you’re really, really lazy.

What’s a thug to do?

If you live in East Point, Georgia, I have the answer to your prayers:  just browse on over to the East Point Police Self-Arrest form, fill out the appropriate details and you’ve just performed a citizen’s arrest… of yourself.

(Yes I saw the disclaimer at the bottom so don’t bother e-mailing me :p)